Perhaps the producers of Atlas Shrugged might want to work on narrowcasting their advertising a smidge: Heh. Indeed. (Updated) Yes. It got better. If Atlas Shrugged starts making, like, $400 a screen, I’m totally taking credit.

But first a dog update. As noted below, Fenway came through just great if not just a little bit stoned. He’s on painkillers and is just flaked out on the couch, raising his head every one in awhile to ask, “Have you ever looked at your paw? I mean really looked at your paw?” then [...]

Like the bold manly Randian cartoon characters he so admires, Atlas Shrugged movie producer John Aglialoro refuses to take “no” or “your movie sucks goat dick” for an answer, so he is going to keep making Atlas Shrugged movies until the end of time: “I’m going to get a picture of Roger Ebert and Peter [...]

We’ve been a little distracted this week; Fenway is going in for surgery Friday morning to have a, as yet, unidentifiable mass removed from inside his mouth. Both dogs were in to see the vet last Saturday for shots and blood panels and  such and such, and the decision was made to combine Friday’s surgery [...]

Senescent attention whore Ralph Nader is getting too old to run a vanity campaign for President all by himself these days so he is planning on taking on some sidekicks with the promise that they will be able to share in the glow of his Pyrrhic victory during the Bachmann/Pam Geller administration: Ralph Nader is [...]

National Review sees Paul Ryan as a bizarro world FDR: But the style and presentation reminded me more of Jim Howle’s classic portrait of Emmett Kelly as Weary Willy: Maybe that’s how Ryan will look after becoming permanently butthurt that nobody outside of Cokie Robert’s cocktail party echo chamber thinks throwing old people to the [...]

It seems like only yesterday that James Pethokoukis (who is the Money & Politics columnist for Reuters Breakingviews making him the peerage equivalent of McMegan and other people who must  be given rounded-tipped plastic scissors only) was making manjuice because Snowbilly Snooki was playing Stratego with his heart. But that was a whole nine days [...]

Held up. Back soon. Also. Nyah. Pflbbbbbt.

Because creature mentioned Spanish Moon below, I thought we would resurrect the great Lowell George on this most holiest of days where we nibble the ears off of chocolate zombie Jeebuses and search for colorful hardened chicken fetuses. Best American band. Ever. ..and, also, too, the second best English band ever

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