So … he’s thinking SHE’S better than the ones who participated in the debate?? Oh please oh please oh please.

Sarah will always be top candidate in the hearts hard-ons at National Review.

Mmmm… I love the smell of desperation in the morning. The GOP: the party of permanent fail.

Ohhhhh, I think that by the time the books by Frank Bailey and Geoffrey Dunn come out this month–followed by Joe McGinniss batting in the clean-up position in September–and the MSM can no longer ignore the facts about $arah, it will be extremely hard to justify her in any position other than, say, a Wal-Mart greeter.

With all due respect to big-box-store greeters. Their lives are rugged enough without being compared with $arah.

From here on out, Obama will have “When I gave the order to kill bin Laden….” for any Let-Me-Whip-This-Out moment. No amount of Palinese word salad can counteract this.

I would just like to know what warp in the space/time continuum dropped me into this alternate universe where Sarah Palin is considered a “serious” candidate for the Presidency of the United States. Would someone please be so kind as to point me to the door to the non-bizarro half of human existence where smart and kind and rational people are in charge?

Try hallucinogens.

Would someone please be so kind as to point me to the door to the non-bizarro half of human existence where smart and kind and rational people are in charge?

Thanks for that, I really needed a laugh.

When the guy who polled the best in last night’s shebango was the black man, why not Sharia?

A black man on the Republican Pres ticket, a black man?

To paraphrase Al Franken; he would have a chance if ALL the other potential candidates got on a plane, and it crashed.

Or if all the candidates got on a bus, with the same results…

How could someone use “Palin” and “thinking seriously” in the same sentence.

She has a doctrine now, dontcha know? It’s something about having clear goals and objectives, putting our sons and daughters into harm’s way only as a last resort, something, something, blah. blah, blah. Whatever.

OK, so please point me to the door for the hallucinogens. Or, should that be doors? Would they just be ethereal doors, shifting shafts of multi-colored light? Would there be peyote behind door number one, mushrooms behind door number two, and so on? Just point me to the door(s). Thank you. Thank you very much.

If I’m Palin, I’m thinking seriously about running after this.

Oh I guess I read that line the wrong way the first time. I was picturing whoever said it pointing to a pile of money. About the only thing she’s ever seemed to be thinking seriously about.

As far as the election, yeah, I saw some of that debate last night, if you’re Bernie Madoff you’re thinking of running after that.

Somehow The Rest Are So Stupid That I Sound Smart or I Might Be The Stupidest Woman in America But I AM White don’t sound like strong campaign slogans to me, but then McCain’s I’m With Stupid –> wasn’t a way I would have gone either.

Seriously. Also.

No Christine O?

She’s also a serious thinker AND a hotty!

If I’m Palin, I’m thinking

Nope.

What if JPod was Sarah? BTW, did you know Palin is having an affair with The Donald?

“I’m thinking seriously that Palin is nuts.”

Yeah, about that, uh, doctrine: How does it differ, exactly, from Colin Powell’s? Except for the sharp contrast in their respective enunciators? In that Powell is–sorry; heh: was–a well-respected public figure, whereas Sister Sarah is a punch line?

Podhoretz: “If I’m Palin, I’ll just stay inside and feel myself up all day. Right, fellas? Huh, fellas? Huh?”

You win the internet for today.

“Oh, and could one of you tell me how to set up the webcam again?”

I’m thinking seriously that Michael Palin wishes Sarah’s last name was Cleese.

Podhoretz texting one handed, no doubt.