Wow, so those are the Palin thighs?

Meanwhile, here’s a picture of a lady who does not have, nor ever will have, that problem. Bear in mind that Michelle Obama’s a month older than Sarah Palin, yet she looks like she could be placed onto any Paris fashion shoot among women twenty years younger, wearing anything the designers dreamed up.

Is Palin sure she wants to go there? Cause it seems to me she’s told some D-cup sized whoppers herself. At least a pair of them.

Cheese? As in cottage?

Where the hell did I put my brain bleach and eye wash?

The only thing surprising about that photo is that The Quitter appears to be spending time with the baby, whomever’s it is.

Hey!
Haz u looked at WEMBLEY’S FEETZ LATELY???? Stones, casting, all that. Fambly iz fambly.

Normally, I think it’s a cheap shot to make fun of people’s looks, but Palin’s entire persona has been a winky white-trash bimbo since the day she was shoved onstage, and she’s as much to blame as anyone for that continuing to be the standard female politicians have to live with. So yeah, screw her. Her career is over as soon as she turns 50.

I hope and pray that is the case, but Bachmann (age 55) is still going strong.

It’s just like youse LIEBRULZ to make fun of somebody’s looks and accuse them of having plastic surgery. Too.

Wait, Sarah Half-a-Gov said it? Oh… never mind. Also.

Here’s your eyewash: http://harryallen.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/capt0d8d525807194d70adfbe9d9e4d3eb8cobama__2008_michelle_obama_nhcs108.jpg

There’s a reason Madame Obama can wear Nancy-Reagan-style off-the-shoulder frocks with short skirts and Madame Palin cannot.

Hah! Silly me, thinking Palin’s big hair was just to hide her own *Joan Rivers Knob*.

Also, too. Pot meet kettle.

Bachmann’s career isn’t based solely on her looks. Besides, Bachmann has more steel in her admittedly crazy spine.

Here’s the key difference between the two: Palin is stupid and evil, but not crazy. Bachmann is crazy and evil, but not stupid — at least, not as stupid as Palin. She’ll take great joy in crushing Tim Pawlenty like a grape before he can get anywhere in 2012.

I’m glad you added the “at least” clause, because that woman is more vapid than a box of air. Here’s a list just for starters, and then lest anyone forget, the best of all was her comment about the “Hoot Smalley” tarrifs, about which she got the facts as backwards as the name.

“Not stupid” does not compute when speaking of her, though as I say adding “not as stupid as Sarah Palin” does more so but then again applies to most of the life forms on the planet.

Huh. I’ve always thought that Palin was at the very least a canny self-promoter who is smarter than the mask she wears for the rubes, and Bachmann is just a completely empty-headed true believer off in la-la-land.

Christ, I’ve randomly thrown those ‘word’ refrigerator magnets against the freezer door and it made more sense. This woman should just cut out all prepositions, pronouns, and definite/indefinite articles from her speech.

She would sound like Tarzan, but at least it might take me less than twenty minutes to figure out what the hell she is talking about.

Ah well, debating whether Palin or Bachmann is more intelligent is sort of like racing turtles: while you can expect that one might come out ahead of the other, you also know that in the scheme of things the entire field of competition is extremely slow.

Alan Grayson just blasted out yesterday a very funny response to Chris Matthews’ comment that Sarah Palin is profoundly stupid.

Not much of a defense on his part. Google, I presume.

By the way, anyone want to ask Chris M what he thinks of Michelle B’s intelligence?

This sort of cheap shot is unbecoming a liberal blog, with the sole exception being snark aimed at the only person in politics who needs to be chided for her looks.

Because that was all she ever brought to the discussion.

Oooh, the cheese just winked!

I see star bursts!

It’s Thursday and I see floppy but those aren’t basset legs!

Holy crap! Are those REALLY Dumb Lady’s thighs? Jeez Louise — I’m 65 years old and my legs don’t look like that… DAYUM….

The Quitter appears to be spending time with the baby

I thought that was her backyard shrine to St. Ronnie…

Her brain is rancid mold
Her hips obscure demise
Her hands her notes enclose
She has Sarah Palin thighs

[Sorry, Kim Carnes]

It’s plain to see that someone has very carefully (and expertly) airbrushed away her varicose veins…..
This level of manipulation does not come cheap…..nicely done.

The least Ms Palin should do is provide the name of her and Bristol’s plastic surgeon. Looks like the same one did both of their chin work. At least we don’t have to hear about the husband stitch that Bristol might have had (There. I said it. Now it’s “out there” so let’s get a national discussion going…)

Wow. Joe McGinniss has a mighty good zoom lens.

Thank you, thank you, thank you. The perfect antidote, in so many ways.

I needed that.

Better a “tight face” than a huge stick up your ass, Sarah…

Dear TBogg,

Did you ever know that you’re my hero,
and everything I would like to be?
I can fly higher than an eagle,
’cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

Your friend,

Bob

Cellulite is apparently genetic. Some fat women don’t have any (or minimal amounts) and lots of skinny ones do.
Just an observation.

Although I too am not a huge fan of making fun of things people can’t change, I agree that since Palin is blithely snarking on another woman’s appearance, turn-about is fair play. She’s a quintessential Mean Girl and deserves whatever comes to her as a result. Carry on.