Anthony Weiner’s penis is just too damn big for one blog.

and…

Andrew must be kicking himself for not calling his book: Righteous Indicknation: Excuse Me While I Talk About Dicks.

Pop-up edition extra.

Also. Too. If Breitbart wants to use “Nobody Does Dick Like Andrew Breitbart” as his promotional slogan, I’m going to want royalties and, no, I won’t accept used O’Keefe boat dildoes.