I Was Sad Because I Had No Shoes Until I Met a Teabagger Who Had No Balls

By: TBogg Saturday May 7, 2011 8:07 pm

In an attempt to get a handle on what exactly the good common sense salt-of-the-earth Real Americans of flyover country think about the America-hating homosexual communists in the Mainstream Media, CBS sat down with anger bear Andrew Breitbart who operates a ramshackle race baiting shack in rustic, yet quaint,  Brentwood: Conservative publisher Andrew Brietbart sat [...]

Friday Night Random Ten

By: TBogg Friday May 6, 2011 9:12 pm

I’ll Fight – Wilco Are You Down – Lucinda Williams If He Can’t Have You – Whiskeytown My Time – Minus the Bear El Caporal – My Morning Jacket My Back Pages – The Byrds There She Goes, My Beautiful World – Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Waltz #2 (Xo) – Elliott Smith Johnny [...]

How’d That Republican Debate Go?

By: TBogg Friday May 6, 2011 8:47 am

About this good… Yeah. They’re pretty well fucked…

Thursday Night Basset Blogging

By: TBogg Thursday May 5, 2011 4:34 pm

So anyway…. Fenway is fine. The mass in his mouth turned out to be a oral eosinophilic granuloma (if you have a hard-on for big words, you can read about them here) which was completely removed. Next up, a course of steroids and presumably breaking Barry Bond’s record. Fenway thanks you for your interest. Wembley, [...]

The Mama Grizzly Bare Necessities

By: TBogg Wednesday May 4, 2011 8:27 pm

In lieu of A Very Serious Thoughtful Argument That Has Never Been Made In Such Detail Or With Such Care regarding the morality of killing Osama bin Laden as opposed to capturing him and trying him before the world, I thought it more important to point out that America’s Tit-Shimmy Princess was on the red [...]

Sarah Palin May Still Let Us Fight For American Jesus

By: TBogg Tuesday May 3, 2011 9:13 pm

As noted earlier today, Sarah Palin had a big break-up with all of her BFF’s of the Hebrew persuasion, partly because she’s become a little tentative about running around the world blowing up all of the muslims willy-nilly, but mostly because she doesn’t stand a snowbilly’s chance in hell of becoming President so the PNAC [...]

Spongeworthy? No.

By: TBogg Tuesday May 3, 2011 7:36 pm

Just to clear something up…. I haven’t been doing Shorter Ross Douthat, Almost Defiler Of Chubby Coeds lately due to the NYT Paywall of Doom. At this point, I’m on the fence about subscribing and, by not having a subscription, I’m limited to, I believe, 20 visits a month. Would you be willing to blow [...]

Snowtrash Exodus

By: TBogg Tuesday May 3, 2011 9:15 am

Like much of America, Israel is no longer into Sarah Palin: Sarah Palin has parted ways with the neoconservative foreign policy advisers who had been writing speeches and advising her on policy since she joined the McCain campaign. An aide to Palin, Tim Crawford, confirmed that Orion Strategies’ Randy Scheunemann and Michael Goldfarb are no [...]

Is That Hillary Clinton’s Vince Foster Death Blueprint?

By: TBogg Monday May 2, 2011 9:45 pm

By now you’ve probably seen the picture of members of the Administration watching The Borgias for tips on maintaining power Osama bin Snuff porn… …but, hey, what is that sitting on Hillary Clinton’s laptop? What don’t they want us to see? Could it be Obama’s real Kenyan birth certificate?  Satellite imagery of Donald Trump’s hair? [...]

…And So It Begins

By: TBogg Sunday May 1, 2011 10:13 pm

Suspicion, fear, and douchebaggery. It’s their default setting…

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