Wait, there’s a guy whose NAME is Santorum?

Does he know what that means?

What a ass-douche.

Silly TBogg… ass-douche is what you use to prevent Santorum!

I believe the term you’re looking for is “piss-whistle”.

Will Dan Savage be his campaign manager? Because that would be awesome.

You were just looking for an excuse to re-post that photo.

Can’t say that I blame you.

Will they be bring the dead-fetus-in-a-jar with them on the campaign trail?

I guess I understand running for president so you can hoover up all that sweet PAC money. I don’t understand who is giving money to the Santorum for President PAC. Surely no one thinks he has a chance at this?

I feel bad for laughing at that picture.

But then I look again and laugh and laugh and I feel all better.

Oh Ricky, again?
We await the dénouement
When tears make us laugh!

“We’re in it to win it“.

Another lying politician.

My sister and I started calling him “Satan” when he was our Senator.

Think about it TBogg, a SnowbillySnooki/Satan ticket would provide all kinds of laughs — right up until they won.

The first hit that comes up on Google when you search for “Santorum” is still:

http://www.spreadingsantorum.com

“Santorum 1. The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.”

That is so awesome!

Oh, he knows. He knows. Deep down, he also knows that Savage is right, and deeper down still, he also knows that’s why he can’t be preznit.

By the way, what was with Santorum’s switch to the royal “we” when announcing? Multiple-personality disorder? His gay self wanting a piece of the action?

It depends on what the meaning of ‘it’ is.

oh sweet jesus, i know it’s mean, but i love this photo… cracks me up every time.

That photo really sticks the dismount, like an Olympic gymnast.

The photo is wonderful; the sum is so much more than the extremely amusing parts. The vacuous, eternally-peppy look as Santorum mentally tries to find a way to prove his loss means that God loves him best. The skin-pulled-too-tight disappointment of the missus, who grips her daughter’s shoulders before the kid throws herself off stage in a fit of grief. That pony she was promised if Daddy won is forever out of reach. The disappointment in the older daughter’s eyes, knowing that she’ll never escape her fate now: married to a Jonah Goldberg-in-training, popping out fat little Catholic babies year after year. And the strangled thousand-yard stare of the son, who waves a mental good-bye to all the girls he could have told his Secret Service agent to procure for him.

Now who will wear the matching mother-daughter-plastic doll outfits, with their darling little Peter Pan collars and Mary Janes?

It always cracks me up that the kid and the doll are wearing the same outfit.

Ladies and Gentlemen, for Rick Santorum’s performance tonight of “Nixon’s Checkers Speech”, the part of Checkers will be played by Santorum’s family.

OMG, this is the first time I noticed that his crying daughter and the doll she’s holding are wearing the same outfit.

Eeewwww.

What a dreamer this guy is. His own district gave him the boot from Congress, but now he thinks he can win the republican nomination for president? Oh well, there will be plenty of rubes willing to send him money. I just don’t think he can grift with the pros….he’d look awkward in a mini-skirt and pumps.

Love that pic – not only do the girls have a sad, but son looks like he’s still recovering from electro-shock therapy.

If I recall correctly, when he last ran for the senate in Pennsylvania, he earned less than 40% of the vote. What a tool:

http://possibleexperience.blogspot.com/2011/06/rick-frothy-mixture-santorum-tells.html

Who? Who are these rubes that will send this loser money? And why won’t they send me money first?

And in the girl-kid’s defense, when I was 5, my mom made matching dresses for me and my favorite doll. It’s common, and it’s touching. My dad did not put us on a national stage. That’s inexcusable.

Nothing says “family values” like that photo.

Even Mom looks like she’d rather be getting a root canal.

SANTORUM 2012 – A Frothy Mixture for America!

Ummm, that’s not a doll.

Yep, when they do a family photo op, it’s the WHOLE family.

Can you imagine Santorum’s daughter, Piper Palin, and the little girl on the balcony of the royal wedding, all together?

I think little Ricky pretty much humiliates and saddens his family every day. This, on the other hand, is a truly special moment, kind of like the bad touch your mama warned you about.

Pretty much dead on. I’ve already bought tickets to next week’s performance where he performs Casey Stengel’s Hall of Fame acceptance speech, climaxing with this pearl of wisdom for all Repub ‘contenders’,

” The secret of managing a club becoming preznit is to keep the five fifty million guys who hate you away from the five fifty million who are undecided.”

Correction to my prior comment—when he lost his senate seat in 2006, he got 41% of the vote, just squeaking above the 40% level.

Sanitorium’s “in it to win it?!?!” That’s some serious PMA…Positively Mental Attitude.

And the strangled thousand-yard stare of the son…

Whew, thanks for clearing that up.

I’d always figured the boy was dreading the thorough Santorum cumming his way if Pop lost. At least the kid dared to dream of making it with the ladies.

I feel sorry for his kids. They’re probably doomed to be assholes and will never know why…

If he actually wins the primary I’m going to make that photo my permanent background with Tom65′s comment.

Even better than this photo is his tweet from a few days ago…paraphrasing here, but the meaning remains the same:

“Soon every young Republican will have Santorum on their lips.”

It just doesn’t get any better than that.

Back in the day, we called that ‘Dysfunctional Family Circle Values’…