’I’ll make a place between my legs, I’ll teach you solitude.’ – Leonard Cohen Because I was VERY BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS over the weekend, I missed the fact that failed filmaker/radio personality/human being John Ziegler decided to publicly break up with his internet girlfriend Sarah Louise Heath Palin and now he is telling the [...]

You may remember Christine O’Donnell, the former senatorial candidate and babbling hirsute abstinence-witch from Delaware. Yeah. Remember her? Well, anyway, Christine, who will be appearing on many serious political cable talk shows in a few months because she has a book coming out (and also because PETA gets all pissy when Hannity has on that [...]

Heh. Indeed.

Our long national nightmare is over. Except for all the other bad stuff. Baby steps… baby steps…

For your Sunday night enjoyment, I present  the forced excitement of the people of Regnery Publishing who have probably been on suicide watch since late last week: Good luck getting that advance back, guys. It’s probably an Elsa Peretti necklace by now…  

First of all, thanks for everyone’s kind wishes and offers of help. I don’t think we’ll be having a Fenway Fundraiser, although a “Help Fenway Lose His Luggage” drive might be an internet first… unless Debbie Wassermann Schultz beats me to it and starts a drive to geld Anthony Weiner. Although he’s doing much better, [...]

Sunday 5PM: See above for update   It appears that Fenway has acute prostatitis. We won’t know for sure until the lab results come back next Tuesday, but he has all the signs. He is on different antibiotics designed to penetrate the prostate, had to be pumped full of liquids again today because his temperature [...]

(Update Friday Night 10PM): See above.   (Update Friday morning 7:15);  Rough night last night, mainly sleeping for a half hour or so, then he would need to go outside to pee. The good news is that he is drinking, not a lot,  but it’s happening. Still won’t eat despite the anti-nausea medication.  I’ll be [...]

Although it would be easy to give all the credit to Andrew Breitbart and his Merry Band of Breitards for saving America from unfettered Congressional penis spam flying willy-nilly about the internets, special thanks should be given to intrepid blogger Ace O’ Spades who went 24/7 dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick dick [...]

Pawlenzeezzz’s: The daytime, sleepy, drowsy, almost-coma-like sedative- I particularly enjoyed the “Embargoed Until Delivery” part.  Because, seriously, who could possibly contain themselves?