Yes, put all your marbles in this bag: Capitalizing off of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (D-NY) shock press conference admitting to sending lewd tweets to a college student, Republican officials are trying to tar Democrats with the lawmaker’s scandal. “It’s time for Democratic leadership to explain why Congressman Weiner’s actions never aroused any suspicion, and why [...]

Looks like McSuederman is going to get a little something extra after his Himalayan pink salt-encrusted Ham & Cheese Hot Pocket tonight After many a twitter, dies the boner….

Anal sex byproduct Rick Santorum announced today that we will be running a losing battle for a shot at becoming the Republican  who will lose to Barack Obama in the upcoming election. He actually said “We’re in it to win it“. What an ass-douche.

  I’m not sure what is in the water over at Patterico’s. Previously on “Fappin’ With Pat”, Aaron Worthing was unable to achieve his ‘lift off‘ because Lara Logan wouldn’t talk dirty enough  for him. It was sad and creepy, but mostly creepy. Actually, 100% creepy. Now, Patterico his own bad self is working the [...]

Half-term Governor Pander Bear: Twenty bucks says that Todd Palin announced ” Next stop, Jew York City” as they crossed the Brooklyn bridge… (As noted by Wolcott) (Image courtesy of…)

After a week of Weiner penises and Palin boners… let’s get random: Bull Black Nova – Wilco Throwing Shade – Abe Vigoda (there is too a band named Abe Vigoda) Red Tide – Neko Case God’s Country – Ani DiFranco Hobart Paving – St. Etienne New Low – Middle Class Rut Running To Stand Still [...]

Ahistorical Barbie PALIN: He who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms uh by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free [...]

Also, thank you to Lesley for the Ellen Willis collection and Jenifer P for the Game of Thrones collection. Been watching GoT on HBO and was unaware of the books previously. I probably would have read them in the past had I known about the blood and boobies and midgets which are the three building [...]

  The  Messican-hatin’ Minutemen, who are just like the Tea Party but with fewer mobility scooters and more guns, are facing hard times because they can’t afford both gas and bullets and also because they have attracted their base: The movement began in 2005 with vigilante-styled, armed volunteers who sparked national debate about illegal immigration [...]

Luke Russert, the latest stop in the devolution of national news coverage that began with Chris Wallace, took a quantum dive downwards with Mark Halperin and will someday attain journalistic singularity in the form of Zaphod Blitzerbrox von Palin, is out covering the important stories of the day that would have made ole dad just [...]