As noted earlier in the week, tomorrow Fenway goes in to get his gnads knackered and since we can’t leave him home alone because he’ll probably start a fire or order premium cable, Wembley gets to go along for the ride… maybe hang out with the girls at the reception desk.

We don’t look at this as neutering Fenway so much as a realignment of his wang feng shui. Needless to say, for Fenway, The Cone of Shame is in his future.

I, of course, will take pictures.