Sadder still, this was retweeted by 77 people.
Of course, Luke Russert was right there in the elevator marked “For Members Only” and an eyewitness to Boehner’s elevator moment….or he could just be making shit up, as if THAT would ever happen with reporters. Then again, maybe he’s sucking up to the Speaker by trying to make him seem like a regular guy…or he got it totally wrong and missed the part where Boehner banged his head against the wall and screamed, “AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH” Endless possibilities here….
Yes, but did he light up a cigarette?
Luke was in the elevator but his mouth was full, so he did not respond when Boehner “went ahhhh”.
I’m sure it was more like “ahhhh’m gonna cum poor, poor Pumpkinhead, Jr.!”
~ Harry R. Sohl
The most ridiculous part is the Buffalo Bills wallpaper. Little Luke is, what, two generations removed from Buffalo & “Big Red” or whatever fat dead Tim called his father?
I would have guessed Luke was a swallower; I mean look how he swallows right wing propaganda
Also, Luke, no one thinks the Speaker leaned his head “forward” against the wall. Crikey, the stupid little jerk manages to be redundant while Twitting!!
That’s some journalism there.
When @SpeakerBoehner left the Capitol tonight, he zipped up his pants, he leaned back against the elevator wall, tilted his head back, exhaled and went, “Your father used more tongue, Russert.”
De-twitterized version of events.
Like when Poppie peed on the couch.
Barrack Hoover Ocavea.
When GDP falls below 1.6 a recession ALWAYS follows. With a recession the stock market declines on average 40%. Since the political makeup of congress rules out any use of stimulus , we are now headed for , not a recession , but a depression.We’re screwed.
It’s nice to know that I’ll be retiring to my homeland, Grandmother Country. If I stick around here, I’ll expect to be mugged by my local Congressman who’ll explain that my Social Security payment has to be ‘shared’ to support more worthy projects and my Medicare will consist of a bottle of aspirin and an Ace bandage.
Barrack Hoover Ocavea
Ooooooh, I am so stealing that
You’re getting an Ace bandage?
Medicare Advantage must cover the bandage. I think my mom’s future plan covers a bottle of rotgut and a bullet to bite on.
I’ve been paying the surcharge.
I assume little Lukie was right there on his knees fluffing the orange Boehner to get that Ahhh.
You get a bullet?? Cadillac welfare queen!
Agent Orange with eyes closed going AAAAHHHHHH….
That’s “Little” Luke Russert on his knees with a full mouth in the elevator, please!
I do enjoy playing Clue.
Oh, great, Jon Stewart just showed the aaaaggggghhhhh video clip of Boehner “creaming in his jeans, er trousers” on the elevator. Also noted that Obama can’t blame “this turd” on the public.
Also, Luke, no one thinks the Speaker leaned his head “forward” against the wall.
People can, you know. I’ve seen Charlie Brown do it lots of times.