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Jonah Goldberg, author of Liberal Facism which is a popular gag gift amongst academics, kind of lost his shit this morning and told everyone that he hates them and he wishes they would all die and then he stormed into his room and slammed the door and spent the rest of the day drawing tanks and airplanes strafing Chris Matthews (pa-chow! ka-bing! ka-blooey!) on his binder….. but you’ll have to read about it here because I’m crashing a deadline.
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Heh. The GOP is far spookier than “terrorists”. Terrorists don’t pose any sort of existential threat to the nation. The GOP does.
I am so sick of all this s*&%t that I only care that Jon Stewart gave my husband bragging rights from Afghanistan (I have a photo to prove it) and then he gave the military members their due on his show last night…the rest of the mess is just white noise at this point….
Longer gastropod Goldberg…
Poor baby blue-dress.. too much metaldehyde, not enough dehydrogenase.
I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally sick demented nutballs. I meant to say that sick demented nutballs are generally Conservative. I believe that is so obviously and universally admitted a principle that I hardly think any gentleman will deny it.
* John Stuart Mill, in a letter to the Conservative MP, John Pakington (March 1866)
What’s worse than Hitler, the Holocaust, Mao’s re-education camps and Pol Pot combined?
Failing to be considerate of Conservatives’ feelings.
“President Obama is holding the full faith and credit of the United States hostage so he can continue his spending spree.” – July 13, 2011.
I realize that metaphor is sometimes too nuanced for the Tea Party, so that “hostage-taker” and “gun-to-the-head” type comments are somehow different from directly comparing someone to a terrorist.
Looks like Dunkin Donuts mistakenly put some of those crappy powedered donuts in Jonah’s bag this morning instead of his usual allotment of bear claws and boston cremes. And boy is he pissed!
Nuance? They have a hard enough time spelling “cat” (even if you spot them the “c” and the “a”), so of course they wouldn’t get subtlety.
Time for a Grifter Update:
It grossed $65,132 in its opening weekend in 10 theaters and $24,664 in the second weekend in 14 theaters. It was viewed in four theaters this past weekend and grossed an estimated $5,200.
65 to 25 to 5. Or 6 to 4. Griftmentum!
Watch, another week and even mentioning the country of Norway will be proof the ‘liberal media’ hates Republicans.
Know your enemy. The Today Show is full of commies.
Why is that not surprising…
Thanks for that. Well-played, sir.
Call the waaaaaaahmbulance for Jonah the Whale. Guess we eevul LIEbruls & our equally powerful “media” can cut Jonah some kinda break bc, after all, he eminated from his mama. That’s gotta be powerful shaming, for sure.
Jonah: (Pulls shirt up over head) “I AM GOLDHOLIO, GIVE ME TEEPEE FOR MY BUNGHOOOOOOLE! COME OUT WITH YOUR PANTS DOWN!”
Biden: “Donde esta su hall pass?”
Jonah: “ARE YOU THREATENING ME?”
I can’t believe that you missed “Peavish and Butthurt“, TBogg.