Frank Gaffney, who is Pam Geller without the boob job and paint-peeling voice, thinks the Norway terrorist Tea Partier might very well have been some kind of Double Super Secret Muslim Brotherhood plant (the Muqdadiyah Candidate? why not?) inserted to make people like Frank Gaffney look stupid.
Okay, more stupid than usual:
THINKPROGRESS: Obviously we saw some horrific acts in Norway. I read in news reports that you yourself and the CSP had been mentioned seven separate times. Is that concerning that some people are using your rhetoric for violent ends?
GAFFNEY: I think there’s a lot yet to be determined about who this individual was and what exactly his agenda was. What’s very peculiar to me is the nature of this so-called manifesto, which seems about as unrelated to anything having to do with Norway or Norwegian nationalism as you can imagine. It’s basically entirely made up of, it’s a pastiche, a very eclectic pastiche at that, of American writers and some non-American writers but of a similar mind. It cries out for a thorough investigation as to whether it was in fact an authentic piece of his own creation, whether it’s a false flag operation, whether it actually was meant to do anything other than to contribute to Sharia’s efforts to suppress criticism and awareness of its agenda. Until we know the answers to some of those questions, I’m not going to go too far down the road of saying what its consequences might be.
As Think Progress notes, Gaffney has previously pointed out that the Muslim Brotherhood also Muslim Mind-controls controls Barack Obama, Herman Cain, CPAC, David Petraeus, Elena Kagan, and the guys who designed the Pentagon’s Missle defense logo among others. To which we add, the Muslim Brotherhood is also responsible for Super Bowl XL being handed to the Steelers, killing Jon Benet Ramsey, and canceling Firefly. Also, that pint of Chunky Monkey you hid in the back of the freezer?
The Muslims ate it and Frank Gaffney has an eyewitness report from Abraham Lincoln to prove it….





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And yet, despite his evident mental incapacity and foam-at-the-mouth racism, he’ll be chatting with David Gregory in a week or two to share his “most valuable insights” into world trends.
Since it’s more Saddam conspiracy mongering then Muslim paranoia, Think Progress omitted from its list Gaffney’s embrace of lunatics like Laurie Mylroie and the belief that Saddam Hussein not only was behind the 1993 World Trade Center bombing and involved with al Queda in the 9/11 attack, but was Timothy McVeigh’s partner in the 1995 bombing of the Murrah building in Oklahoma City. Has anyone ever asked him about the Kennedy assassination?
In former times Gaffney would have been just another tinfoil helmeted nutjob sitting in Joe Pyne’s studio audience. Thanks to the power of wingnut welfare and Fox News, he’s a millionaire with his own foundations and a fixture even on PBS when they need an opposing view to sanity.
I’m still pissed about the Firefly deal.
But…but…FOX ran Firefly! This means that the Muslim Brotherhood controls….News Corpse!
Gotta love that Quaker Oats guy photobomb.
See, Frank is a reasonable guy! He never blames it on the A-rabs until all questions have been answered. As proof, here are a few questions that vex him on a daily baisis, but have not yet been blamed on the muslims:
Why does the refrigerator light only come on when I open the door?
Why is there corn in my poop when I haven’t eaten any corn?
*draws shades and looks around furtively*
No, no…I know the real secret. Man, this’ll blow your mind.
Frank Gaffney…is a Muslim.
Think about it. Why would he be calling everyone else a Muslim? Why, to throw attention off himself of course! It’s classic misdirection.
I am from Seattle, this Gaffney fellow might be on to something.
I must review the game dvd to look for secret Muslim symbols.
Islam controlled the minds of the framers of the US Constitution!
Terrorists everywhere! O my! Help! Help! Help!
The hate me for my freedom! No Mosque In My Back Yard! Help! Help! Help!
The Islam is falling! The Islam is falling!
He may have been a Double Super Secret plant, but there’s not much reason to think he was planted by the Muslim Brotherhood.
False Flag operation by Muslims? WTF? Can you say ‘Terrrissts! Booga Booga!’?
Over Geller’s left shoulder, isn’t that Bob Novak?
As a resident of NJ, I’m not very fond of Chris Christie, but I have to give him points on this.
http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/2011/08/awesome_3.php?ref=fpblg
Your report that the Muslims ate my Chunky Monkey feels very much like a false flag report. I strongly suspect that Frank Gaffney ate it and threw the empty container into a trash can at the local Islamic Center in an effort to deceive you.
Notice how Gaffney never talks about the fact that the Koch brothers are actually Chinese agents whose mission is to de-stablize America?
No, Chris Christie ate your pint of Chunky Monkey…it was part of his stealth use of New Jersey state helicopters in midnight fridge raids.
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In true reality, the Koch brothers worked for Osama bin Laden. Those tricky Kochs really fooled super-brainiacs, Gaffney & Geller, didn’t they? Talk about Mooselins under your bed ‘n all.
They got “Firefly” cancelled?!!!!
That’s it! Nuke ‘em! All of ‘em!
So does the word “gaffe” come from Gaffney, or did he have a more notable parent, making it a legacy word he inherited?
So – there’s a major league hacking operation going on, internationally. Possibly Chinese-based, possibly someone else.
“”One of the things that points to China is the extent of the attention to Taiwan, South Korea and Japan,” said Scott Borg, executive director of the U.S. Cyber Consequences Unit, a Washington think tank that examines cyber events and collects confidential information from attack victims. “For language and other reasons, the Russians are much more inclined to go after Western Europe and the U.S.”"
In a recent post, I theorized that “Pam” “Geller” is in fact a Lovecraftian horror from beyond the stars wearing an ill-fitting human costume. Well, judging by this picture, what we know as “Frank Gaffney” is actually a sophisticated lure intended to draw in prey, in the manner of an anglerfish. And he ain’t the only one. There’s a reason Bill Kristol always seems to be wearing the exact same shit-eating grin, is all I’m saying.
I’m a resident also, and I’m not impressed. Do Muslims let women into their services? Christie would put his fat ass in the air to worship anyone who is as authoritarian as he is; his uncle by marriage was in the mob, after all. He lives not far from me, unfortunately, in a very Catholic area; authority and and Pope rule!
He disgusts me in every way.
BTW, Christie was a Rove appointee as USa.
Drumthwacket?
… a false flag operation…
Dear Gaffe Frankney: Sometimes an exploding cigar is just an exploding cigar.
Mendham, 67% Catholic. His kids go to Delbarton, private Catholic school.
Whatever you may think of Frank Gaffney, you have to admit he knows a false flag operation from a handsaw.
After all, he did invent the false WMD operation. And that worked like a charm.
The Muslim Brotherhood made Dan Snyder owner of the Redskins.
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