Adam at St Louis Activist Blog confronts angry fail whale Andrew Breitbart as he tries to slip out the side door of some mini-conference that thought it would be a good idea to pay Andrew to talk to them about making shit up and making it pay.

Thrill! to the elaborate tale Andrew weaves about the largest government conspiracy since the Trilateral Commission had Neil Armstrong stash Jimmy Hoffa’s body on the set of the fake moon landing!

Watch! as Breitbart attack nitwit Dana Loesch has to be restrained by her handlers before she starts gnawing on Adam’s face like a deranged spider monkey!

You’ll laugh! You’ll cry! You’ll go “correlation does not imply causation”. But mostly you’ll laugh.