Co-relation does NOT NEITHER imply causation!

Early on it appears Andrew is carrying Dana around in a pouch strapped to his chest, but then she leaps out and Breitbart has to hit her on the nose with a rolled up newspaper for interrupting him. Comedy gold.

I ventured to watch some of the “interview” clip…Dana is just amazing, over and over repeating her silliness about an “employee using university resources”, as if she were stating facts.
Such creeps.
Love the fact, as several commenters point out, that Breitbart’s minion who is filming Adam filming Breitbart, has his lens cap on.

Love the fact, as several commenters point out, that Breitbart’s minion who is filming Adam filming Breitbart, has his lens cap on.

Doesn’t matter. They’ll just find some other video to edit in a libelous manner. Unless they’re going for some super-duper YouTubular cinema verité internets style in which blank is the new black and white.

“Angry fail whale Andrew Breitbart”? Don’t do that, it hurts like hell when I snort coffee out my nose. Accurate, but keep an eye out lest that twerp James O’Keefe show up at your door dressed as William Wallace with a videocam.

Jeeze. That’s nearly 15 minutes I’ll never get back.

That snappy little poodle Loesch is enough to make my ears bleed, like looking at Breitbart isn’t enough punishment for whatever sins I may have committed in my life.

And through all the drama and chaos, that damned lens cap just kept staring back at me. What the hell?

Breitbart and Loesch are the reincarnation of Spike and Chester, the bulldog and his yappy companion from the 1952 Warner Brothers cartoon Tree for Two.

Our new level of political discourse

Just fucking shoot me now…

blank is the new black and white.

That goes into the bag of top-grade TBogg commenter phrasings.

Loesch’s I’m-telling-mommy officiousness about “university resources” marks her as someone who, in third grade, would sneer that “your epidermis is showing” and then laugh for five minutes.

I stayed in the boat. I feel like I won the lottery.

Uncle Mike, you me me both. Life’s to short to get out of the boat on some days.

Combine the two and you’ve got a nonpartisonliberalbot. I was just waiting for Loesch to start yelling “Hey Pussies”!

Teh internets tell me that Dana Loesch has children, so that means…. well, you know what that means [** shudder **]

…the largest government conspiracy since the Trilateral Commission had Neil Armstrong stash Jimmy Hoffa’s body on the set of the fake moon landing!
You DO know Jimmy Hoffa was an alien, don’t you?

Thrill! to the elaborate tale Andrew weaves about the largest government conspiracy since the Trilateral Commission had Neil Armstrong stash Jimmy Hoffa’s body on the set of the fake moon landing!

This is totally out of bounds for what the rhetorical endeavor of FDL and the Progressive movement is about.

This is totally out of bounds for what the rhetorical endeavor of FDL and the Progressive movement is about.

Speaking of which, this is a much more wholesome photo of JuiceBox and PonchoThePressGuy

When’s the crying supposed to start? Or do you mean laugh so hard you start crying.

He is just a camera hog! Thinks he is too sexy for his shorts.

Man! That mouth just doesn’t stop moving.

I think I now understand why Repugs despise progressives so much: because they care so little about their beliefs that they’re unwilling to lie in order to promote them. Whereas Repugs are so sincere…
Reminds me of the Discovery Institute…

Completely 100% OT:

Speaking of which, this is a much more wholesome photo of JuiceBox and PonchoThePressGuy.

From the link:

“…but the way people get excited about him is, as highlighted in the above picture, sometimes a little bit past rational.”

And there you have a good description of about 66% of all NFL fans. Having lived through Tim Couch, Brady Quinn, et al, and associated breathlessness and fluttering of hands, plus a rapidly spinning revolving door on the head coach office, all I can offer is if the guy puts up decent numbers and wins football games then none of this shit matters. If he plays like shit, then its party on, Wayne. Frankly, you live in the spotlight, you’re a target, period. And the spotlight on NFL qb’s burns particularly bright.

Does it make a difference to Jeebus #15? Since the “Jeebus Hates You But Loves Me” crowd will paste the motherfuckers name on anything, then clearly the answer is “Nope.”

(Mostly, I was looking for an opportunity to copy and paste that quote. It’s only good for about another two or three comments, so I’ll be judicious in its’ use.)

From the linky –

Breitbart was speaking at a black conservative conference in St. Louis,…

Were both StLouis black conservatives there?

the Trilateral Commission had Neil Armstrong stash Jimmy Hoffa’s body on the set of the fake moon landing

jimmy hoffa was buried in the foundation of meadowlands stadium

that’s why their football announcers never use the phrase ‘coffin corner’