Nostalgia act Snowbilly Sarah and The Grifters will be teaming up with  The Man Too Crazy For Fox for a Very Special One Time Performance That You Can Tell You Grandchildren About Right Before They Place A Pillow Gently But Firmly Over Your Face.  Called Defending The Republic,  and sponsored by St. Louis radio station NewsTalk 97.1 as well as Hansen’s Tree Service (I shit you not), this is an event you won’t want to miss if only for the chance at a  $77 commemorative t-shirt:

TICKET PRICES RANGE FROM $20 TO $97,
WITH THE $97 TICKET COMES A COMMEMORATIVE T-SHIRT

But damn the cost! Who needs food or insulin? What can St Louis teabaggers expect and how will Sarah/Glenn defend the republic? Will they ride through the St Louis twilight like Paul Revere, warning the British (or Muslims or Nazis or George Soros)  to not even try to take our guns or attempt asking their fancy grammatically correct “gotcha” questions on us? Maybe.

Join FM NewsTalk 97.1 as two of our country’s leading conservative standard bearers share the same stage. Sarah Palin first made history on December 4, 2006 when she was sworn in as the first female governor of Alaska. In August 2008, Senator John McCain tapped her to serve as his vice-presidential running mate in his presidential campaign, making her the first woman to run on the Republican Party’s presidential ticket.

Glenn Beck, known for his quick wit, candid opinions, and engaging personality, has attracted millions of viewers and listeners throughout the United States with The Glenn Beck Program. His radio show is heard on over 400 stations. It is the third highest-rated national radio talk show among adults ages 25 to 54.

Do not miss this once in a lifetime opportunity to witness the fusion of two intellectual conservatives as they Defend the Republic on the Family Arena stage.

Somebody actually wrote that last part.

Somewhere a sobbing David Frum is joining David Brooks in a suicide pact…