Every village has an idiot and  Morton Halperin graciously provided  the Beltway Village with a son to fill the void….   Asking the guy who got “98%” of what he wanted in the deal to turn around and  pitch in to fix it is like inviting bin Laden to cut the ribbon at the World [...]

Fake journalist Mark Tapscott of fake newspaper The Washington Examiner ( Motto: “Even the Washington Times needs someone to look down upon“) “reports” that the Wisconsin Democratic Party is going to “sic” their army of Union Beserker Orcs on some website which  can only mean that there is going to be a serious ass-kicking tonight: [...]

Shorter William A. Jacobson, Associate Clinical Professor, Cornell Law School: Rick Perry’s shitty grades don’t mean jackshit. Take it from me: academic achievement is total bullshit, but that doesn’t mean I won’t keep cashing the checks. $53,150.00 per year for Cornell law school. LOL! Suckers.

Currently reading Jennifer Egan’s  A Visit From The Goon Squad, which is excellent. Now for the music: Snow – Jenifer Trynin (Who has a pretty darn good book of her own) The Rain Song – Led Zeppelin Holing Out – Yuck The Passion – Billy Bragg The Lost City of Refuge – …And You Will [...]

Things you will learn today: Pregnancy is not a medical issue. Sean Hannity’s inability to get it up is. Also, Sean Hannity and the lady who wears make-up like a whore don’t like it when black ladies talk.

Breitbart pity-hire John Nolte, fresh off giving The Undefeated a deep-penetrating tongue bath because his boss had a cameo appearance in the mostly unseen film,  turns his keen analytical skills to The Lonesome Teabagging Death of Hattie Carroll Kenneth Gladney with a multi-part  (with epilogue!) investigative report that proves without a shadow of a doubt [...]

Today I took Fenway to the vet to get stitches taken out. Wembley came a long for the ride. As you might guess, Wembley was quite excited by the prospect of a field trip. Fenway, not so much. But then he was the one getting stitches taken out … OF HIS PENIS! Fifteen minutes of [...]

Sister Kathryn Jean Intact Hymen Lopez is getting very impatient with young lumberjack poseur Tim Pawlenty because he has yet to join Maggie Gallagher’s Sex Bigot club, which now that you mention it, is kind of  weird and suspicious seeing as  Tim is from Minnesota which is the Castro Street of the Midwest (Indiana being [...]

Again. The notion that Bush passed his prescription drug bill “under pressure from Congressional Democrats” is bizarre. Republicans controlled both houses of Congress at the time, and exerted massive pressure to pass the bill. The coalition that squeezed the bill through after the vote was held open for hours consisted of 207 Republicans and 9 [...]

Frank Gaffney, who is Pam Geller without the boob job and paint-peeling voice, thinks the Norway terrorist Tea Partier might very well have been some kind of Double Super Secret Muslim Brotherhood plant (the Muqdadiyah Candidate? why not?) inserted to make people like Frank Gaffney look stupid. Okay, more stupid than usual: THINKPROGRESS: Obviously we saw [...]