Earthbound cheerleader misfit Michelle Malkin celebrates Labor Day the the old fashioned way (besides berating husband Jesse for sitting around the house cataloging his Bakunyū collection instead of looking for a job) by pointing out the myriad ways in which union thugs are totally mean to Freedom Works employees and government employees when everyone knows that only Tea Baggers are allowed to yell at politicians and their moocher/looter minions.
Now if you go over there looking to see the footage of Kenneth Gladney being treated by the SEIU like he was a teabagging William Wallace, well, you’re going to be disappointed. Because union thuggery is so rampant (here a thug, there a thug, everywhere a thug-thug) Michelle was forced to limit her Top Ten list to the Greatest Hits of 2011 although actual hits were few and far between, and by that we mean no one actually got hit at all, just Tabitha Hale’s iPhone being swatted and Fox News Mike Tobin suffering a devastating hit …. okay maybe not a hit, but it was definitely a punch… or maybe not exactly a “punch” but more like a “bad touch” on his shoulder which, when recalculated using 2011 thuggery inflation index, is exactly like being beaten with a lead pipe for two hours.
The rest of the top ten is made up of people saying mean things and using swears and, Jeebus knows, those can be painful.
But you know what is more painful? Watching this…
Ouch.




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First you give us brain melting (and not in a good way) “rock” “music”, then you follow it with Malkin’s gravity challenged “cheer” “leading”?
NOT cool, TBogg!
Thank you, Tbogg. I needed a good laugh today and I never get tired of watching Malkin make a complete fool of herself. The “S” gets me every time.
You know that she had to think that this made her look cute. I’d feel sorry for her if she wasn’t such a pit viper. (I now feel the need to apologize to pit vipers everywhere.)
MalKKKin can’t jump higher than 3″, how can her cheerleading be uplifting? She does have nice teeth though.
Man, I love that video! The screeching gets all the neighborhood dogs a-howlin’!
Aaaaaarroooooooh!
I’m happy to see the unions come out swinging. Go Hoffa!
Wow! Between this and the Creed wannabes down below this is a kind of a conservative full house of fail. Good job there, TBogg.
You know, in all the times you’ve linked that Malkin video, I’ve never once watched it. Her very existence is a dark blight on my soul, constantly. Watching her wheeze out some ‘funny’ 6th-grade-level rhyme about Teh Dumbocratz while dressed like something Humbert Humbert sees when he closes his eyes might just drive me over the brink.
I’m proud to say, as many times as you’ve posted this video, I have never watched it. The Shakira I watch, her butt is irresistible. Malkin is completely resistible.
Two food guys!!!!!!
No fair, Senor, no fair….
I was hoping for Labor Day Puppy Pictures.
As much as I had traveled in my life there were things that I had never dreamed of, things that I would never have known of were it not for the internet. Who knew there was an entire country, full of beautiful women and they, in large quantities, wore short skirts. Really short skirts. And then the internet brought me this…video…
The first made me believe in gawd. The second definitely in hell
Bakunyu — you made me a) use wikipedia and then b) LOL
“What has been seen, cannot be unseen.”
Though I hear Oedipus had a solution for that. Granted, it was a bit…messy.
Second that. Now my throat has that convulsive twitching you get when you try to swallow ibuprofen without drinking water. But at least Jesse has a hobby…
Michelle is married?
I was thinking she’d be the perfect mate for Tebow.
Her Matthew 7:17-27 tramp stamp wilted his willy….
Oh yes. Jesse is quite a catch.
He appears rather beaten down. Maybe Marcus Bachmann could put a little whistle in his kazoo!
Oh dear, and here I had hoped *squawk bawk bawk bawk* Michelle had fallen off the face of the earth.
Oh, holy crap. When I was a kid I read the great Eleanor Cameron books about the Mushroom Planet.
Jesse Malkin looks like he came straight from Basidium.
I think that happened because Steve Buscemi and Anthony Weiner got real drunk one night, and well, one thing led to another, y’know?
…dressed like something Humbert Humbert sees when he takes a tab of orange sunshine, watches the Ninja Cheerleaders trailer and closes his eyes…
I swear to all that is holy, if you put an end to my asian fetish I will hunt you down!
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!
/goes to a big breasted naughty asian nurse website while trying to brainbleach Michelle Malkin from his mind.
From MiMa’s post:
4. February 23, 2011, Columbus, OH. Unhinged union protester fumes: “The tea party is a bunch of d**k-sucking corporate butt-lickers who want to crush the working people of this country.”
I would love to hear MiMa explain at length how she decided where to place (and not place) the asterisks in “d**k-sucking corporate butt-lickers.”
No, trust me — you really wouldn’t. Really.
Bakunyū.
Thanks. It’s not everyday I learn a new word.
Laugh if you will at Michelle, but I’m betting she’s had multiple offers to share her views on American politics with some very well known Asian companies….provided that she promises to give her speech in this costume, followed by a very private lapdance/cheerleader show for the board. She’s taken political fantasy and fetishism to a whole new level.
Her voice and opinions should be charged with boner murder.
Hey! Don’t insult Mr. Bass and the other Basidiumites!
whattheincorporated wrote:
Dude!!! You too????? LOL!!!!