Remember back in July when actress Mila Kunis agreed to accompany a Marine to the Marine cotillion/prom/coming out party thing? Conservatives got all bonerfied because, finally there was an upstanding (and hawt) Hollywood actress who understood that freedom isn’t free and, omigawd , she’s Ukrainian! so she KNOWS how good she has it here unlike all those Hollyweird homos and America haters.
Yeah, good times.
Well it seems that Tim Graham, whose job it is to wander into ladies hair salons and hang out by the dressing rooms at Forever 21 studying and absorbing lady culture and occasionally glimpsing some nipple ( a sighting he excitedly reports back to Brent Bozell leading to epic dutch rudder sessions) was idly flipping through the latest copy of Stylist while waiting for his pedicure to dry (Essie Lapis of Luxury, if you must know, because sandal season isn’t over quite yet, girls) when he espied this interview with… Mila Kunis! Excitedly tapping out a post on his Hello Kitty Edition Blackberry, Tim wrote:
Actress Mila Kunis granted an interview (and cover photo) to Stylist magazine and proclaimed “I love Barack Obama” and that young Republicans are “ill-informed” in Middle America and can’t tell you why they oppose Obama. She lectured others to get educated and explain how you voted, and “don’t tell me it’s because of religion either because that whole thing is knocked completely out the window.”
In the same interview, when they asked if she would write a movie script, Kunis explained “I can barely write an e-mail. I can’t form a sentence to save my life.”
Everyone is waiting to know what Mila Kunis believes on the debt limit….
Mee-OW rowr, Tim you wicked bitch you. What, pray tell, did Mila say?:
STYLIST: Does it frustrate you how many people are politically unaware, particularly in our age group?
KUNIS: Yes, because you are given such an amazing opportunity with so much information. Why is no one taking advantage of it? You don’t have to watch Fox News or CNN or MSNBC; you don’t have to be part of a political party, you could just read. Why is nobody reading? I feel like, in our generation, people don’t read.
STYLIST: It’s true…
KUNIS: They don’t read books, they don’t read the paper, they don’t read the news. So obviously you are incredibly ill-informed to the point where they will go do these tests in Middle America, And they’ll ask, ‘OK, what party are you?’ And they’ll say, ‘Republican’. ‘Why?’ And they can’t even tell you. They have no idea what the Republican Party stands for. Why did I vote for Obama? I can tell you why I voted for him, what I agreed and disagreed with him on, for hours. It’s crazy to me that people don’t educate themselves about the world considering so many of them have children who are going to suffer because of it.
Whoever you vote for, don’t do it just because. And don’t tell me it’s because of religion either because that whole thing is knocked completely out the window. So you better just educate yourself.
To which Tim, doing his best Nancy Grace impersonation practiced for hours on end in front of a mirror, arched one eyebrow and waspishly added:
Kunis also says she’s very proud of providing the voice of Meg on “Family Guy” and loves it when people yell “Shut up, Meg!” on the street. Perhaps “Meg” should keep quiet until she does more reading on what Obama’s doing to the economy.
Oh, BURN. Totally goes in the Burn Book. A round of iced Caramel Macchiatos for everyone!
And, of course, nobody saw this coming…






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It’s not Timmeh’s fault he didn’t quite graduate from the Fox News School of Journalism. His veneers weren’t white enough, and even Steve Doocey thought the D cupped intern was smarter.
What do Sarah Palin, George Bush, and Michelle Bachmann have in common and will never admit?
“I can barely write an e-mail. I can’t form a sentence to save my life.”
Can I haz date with Mila, too?
I am waiting to see how quickly their spin machine turns when either a Mormon or another Texas psychopath is the gop nominee. Pretty fickle bunch for such sturdy, steadfast, conservative type of folks, donchathin?
Shorter Tim:
Mila Kunis is Ukranian so she should understand how great the freedomz she haz in dis’ country. That being said, she should just shut up and not be allowed to speak unless she agrees with me. ‘Murica!
You had me at “epic dutch rudder sessions”.
I really, really, really like the turn Thursday Basset Pictures has taken!
Good work T, good work indeed!
Why does Tim Graham hate the U.S. Marines?
Or would he like to take a marine out, and it’s simply jealousy?
Tis truly sad when your fantasy date turns out to have a brain, and not only that, isn’t afraid to use it. Call the waaaambulance for Tim Graham. Hawt woman speaking sensibly?? Can’t have that.
O.K. For all you Tea Partiers, let’s cut social security. Not in the future, but now, and for you and your parents. And Medicare.
Now let’s hear the screaming.
You mean, like, with all them big, fancy, liberal-elite words, and shit?
The thing about many Republicans is that when it’s somebody else needing help, they talk about things like “personal responsibility” and “bootstraps” but when they are adversely affected, head for the hills and Mary bar the door. Let the bitching, kicking, screaming temper tantrum begin! Most Libertarians are the same way or even worse. It’s for this reason that I don’t get Cantor’s demand to gut the budget to get the money to help disaster recovery. Has his ideology overcome his knowledge or is he just clueless because he’s never wanted for anything? I suspect the latter.
What I think perplexes these wankologists is that they really don’t see how someone could be both patriotic and progressive. The fact that somebody like Al Franken has done USO tours in Iraq and Afghanistan absolutely fries their neural circuits.
Wow, she’s totally sexy! That aside, I think she sounds kind of wet behind the ears wrt her support of Obama, but she certainly is right about the bulk of people (and I do mean people *in bulk*).
Mila Kunis seems like a very nice young woman but why she should be awarded some special insight into US politics is unclear.
I would wreck that chick….
Yeah, what an idiot. Blaming President Obama for the economy is akin to blaming the sun for climate change. What an ill informed dunce. Mila, although beautiful, clearly has been well informed and so is extremely intelligent. The caustic influences off the fabled ‘vast rightwing conspiracy’have become so pervasive that it at times becomes a true challenge to separate reality from the matrix like fictions that the extreme right attempts to project. One must constantly strive to remain well informed against the endless attempts of the nut sacks to deceive us.
How the hell is dumb shit like this still making the “front page” of FDL? Fools who still think pointing out the idiocy of wingnuts will make some sort of difference. Hey TBogg why don’t you take your tired act over to Sadly, No! where you and those fools can forever write the same, tired, sarcastic bullshit about even bigger fools who WILL NEVER CHANGE.
October2011.org is coming up. People are actually trying to make something happen. You? Your act is fucking tired.
I agree actors & actresses should never get into politics. Impeach Arnold! Disavow Reagan!
ps: blink came here ‘cuz he was tired of being cock-slapped by the Sadly, No! crew.
lol. How many years have these “liberal” comedians been giving the wingnuts the business? Many. What’s come of it? Precisely nothing. Sadly, No! and people like TBogg who are still carrying on with this tired act aren’t serious about affecting positive change in this country. FDL isn’t serious about it either. If they were they would be using every fucking column to organize and promote a sustained protest movement.
“Kick-ass activism”… now that’s truly funny.
You must be real fun at parties.
One can be outraged without constantly beating the drum about how outraged they are. If you continue in this vein, I suspect you’ll pop a blood vessel or have a mental breakdown.
Just MHO of course. Besides, there are how many other places on this site for you to rage against the dying of the light? Can one not be the equivalent to the funny pages in the dead tree papers?
~~~snerk~~~
~~~wipes tears from eyes~~~
You are so righ…
Bwahahahahahahhaa!
Obviously humor is a waste of time and effort; the best way to show one is serious about “affecting” [sic] positive change in this country is clearly by leaving comments on blogs. How else would sustained protest movements ever get started?