The new graphic is, um, mesmerizing.

Kid Charlemagne-Steely Dan
Warren Harding-Al Stewart
Endless Sleep-Nick Lowe
You Have Placed a Chill in My Heart-Eurythmics
Who Can Stand in the Way-Midnight Oil
Mother Stands for Comfort-Kate Bush
22,000 Days-Moody Blues
If You Leave-Train
Hannibal-Santana
Monument-Todd Rundgren & Utopia

Gotta admit it.

That woman’s ass is a work of art.

Well, the titshimmy Palin .gif always causes my browser to crash. But if this does the same, at least I’ll die a happy man.

Sleeping On The Sidewalk – Queen
Romeo Had Juliette – Lou Reed
Just Another Whistle Stop – The Band
It’s the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine) – R.E.M.
It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue – The Byrds
A Cry For Everyone – Gentle Giant
Sorrow – Pink Floyd
Photo 18 Proper – The Grateful Dead
Genius – Kings of Leon
One Short Day – Kristin Chenoweth & Idina Menzel
Of Moons, Birds, and Monsters – MGMT

Huh, kind of a narrative arc there: depressing in the middle, happy by the end.

When I save the new graphic it does not move for me like it does for you TBogg. It loses its mesmerizing hypnotic animated form (worthy of worship) and halts its orbit around my throbbing/pulsating fevered ocular peeps and stops. No revolution of hips, no look coyly over the shoulder and NO thrusting out of those hips of life to me. No. It stops. It does not animate nor emit a hint of awareness. It has died.

TBogg what is your secret?

Your onanistic friend Gary “fastest right hand in the west” Smith

Archive.org is an amazing thing, eh?

Pre-kids, Mrs. Monty and I lived in New Orleans for a while, and were fans of the local band The Radiators. One night in 1985, we saw them do an incredible acoustic show. That show, somehow, is on Archive.org. As a semi-old dude, some of this shit approaches the level of magic.

Archive.org is a wonderful place. I now have Three Shakiras on my desktop.

Talk to Me – Chris Isaak – Silvertone
Y.F.O.C. / Slippy Floor – The Fall – Your Future Our Clutter
When You Give Your Heat – Laura Veirs – July Flame
Comme des enfants – Coeur de pirate – Coeur de pirate
Taste – Ride – Nowhere
Blood Free [Live] – Gang of Four – Entertainment
First Plane Home – Thee Headcoatees – Girlsville
The Smaller Song – The Geraldine Fibbers – What Part of Get Thee Gone Don’t You Understand?
TV Nation – Mouse About – Mouse About
Ultra Anxiety – Madder Rose – Panic On

Bonus track: Small Town – Jon Cougar Concentration Camp – ‘Til Niagara Falls

Thanks for the FEAT link! Awesome recording and band is really on. Lowell sounds great.

Like a sunny day, it is.

Lashes of Flashes – Agent Side Grinder
The Whip Part 1 – Bill “The Kid” Emerson
Out Here Grindin’ – DJ Khaled
Slide Serenade – Sex Mob
Grindhouse (Dubfire Terror Planet Remix) – Radio Slave
Organ Grinder’s Swing – Django Reinhardt
Shout and Do the Duck – Larry Hale
Too Slick to Grind – Kabanjak Meets Protassov
Honky Tonk Women – The Fabulous Playboys
Grindom – Squincy Jones
El Matador – The Parkettes
and Spunky Onions by Johnny Adams

[random results from an iTunes search for "grind"]

Shakira’s Ass: Proof of a beneficent Supreme Being.

The Randomness:

Birdhouse In Your Soul – They Might Be Giants
It’s A Long Way Back – The Ramones
Mystery Man – Sebadoh
Have A Lucky Day – Morphine
Cracking Up – Nick Lowe
In The Jungle – The Vines
Johnny Hit And Run Pauline – X (seeing them on 10/2!)
This Could Be The Day – Robyn Hitchcock
Let’s Stay Together – Al Green
Strike Down The Band – Paul Westerberg

One More For Brevity – Fashionite – Government Issue (these last two were both under a minute)

T, it’s like a layer cake, the body of which, w/ WZ,Magnetic Fields, Golden Palominos (yo, Anton, homeboy!)& Lowell muthafukken George, icing of the Feat & Lowell, and the delicious cherry that is Shakira’s rumpshaking. Fuck dinner, eat this dessert first!

And the other lists rock, too, esp. SpaghettiLee’s. Also, montysanto, Radiators used to play DC regularly- best fusion of zydeco/rock/folk/ soul that most everybody else never heard.

That is a mighty fine assortment of music.

What SirFoxbat #10 said, also too music itself might lend me to believe such: and then there is Key$ha to make me disbelieve again.
And now for the iTunes DJ spin:

Mysterious Traveller – Weather Report
Super Heroes – Abigale Hanes & B. Miller (Roxy Cast Rocky Horror Show)
Room Full Of Mirrors – Jimi Hendrix
Quiet Village – Arthur Lyman Group
Fourteen Black Paintings – Peter Gabriel
Eternal Life – Jeff Buckley
Hot (I Need To Be, Loved, Loved, Loved) – James Brown
Burnin’ & Lootin’ – Bob Marley & The Wailers
American Tango – Weather Report
The Ancient / Giants Under The Sun – Yes

and I will throw this for my bonus because I like it so much and want to share in the sandbox

The Scientist – Wille Nelson

There was complete panic in the Sony boardroom on Thursday night, with a sudden inexplicable plummet in the number of Shakira video hits on YouTube. Things were back to normal the next day. Nobody knows why.

Glad to see the bottom didn’t fall out of the Shakira market.

“Three Shakiras on my desktop.” — jeebuz, man, that’s like a virtual orgy. The tissues are over there.

But they should definitely turn the power off in San Diego more often if it makes tbogg feel like blessing us with teh booty when it comes back on. Heck, they should give us remote control of that server in Yuma… it’d be flashing like an effin’ disco ball.

I think what she is able to do with it is the art part.

What “complete coverage” of 9/11 – and the political opportunists commemorating the event – will never mention. Congress abandoned first responders.

Shakira’s butt loop-d-loop apparently caused Notre Dame to lose!

Go Shakira! Hey ND, you suck!

Thanks for the Feat link. Does anyone know where you can get a dl of The Factory, Lowell’s group before Feat?

Ooh Litle Feat! For my money’s worth (and if I could shake my money-maker like that, I’d be running naked down Capital Avenue in front of the Rubicon!) it hasta be “Willing”
“Just give me weed, whites and wine . . .. . “

“Glad to see the bottom didn’t fall out of the Shakira market.”

Oh, now I have to go lie down for a while. Those cheeks don’t lie, that’s for sure.