Did you know that Rick Santorum would be President today if he weren’t a frothy mixture of lube and poop? Well this is true:

A Google search for Santorum has generated some inappropriate results since gay columnist Dan Savage organized an online campaign to link graphic sexual terms to the socially conservative senator’s name.

Now, the Republican presidential candidate says he’s convinced Google could do something to remedy the issue, if the company wanted to.

“I suspect if something was up there like that about Joe Biden, they’d get rid of it,” Santorum said. “If you’re a responsible business, you don’t let things like that happen in your business that have an impact on the country.”

Darn you mean ol’ Dan Savage and gay Google homo company. You altered the God-ordained course of American history and if it were not for you guys, landslide-winner President Santorum would never have allowed our military to go all gay/all the time like they did today.  And now all of the other countries are going to start attacking us or at least driving by really fast and yelling “fags” while chucking Zima bottles at us and so now we are doomed.

Nice job, guys. Sooooooo mature….