This is the best life has to offer today: Tim Pawlenty Endorses Mitt Romney, Joins Campaign As Co-Chair Jindal to Endorse Perry Donald Rumsfeld cancels New York Times subscription I’m sure there is someone out there who cares deeply about these things  just like I have no doubt that there is someone who anxiously opens [...]

Shorter Fred Hiatt: Sure 9/11 caused us to compromise our ideals, abandon our sense of right and wrong, and shit-can everything that was ever good and decent about America in the belief that we might keep our real and imagined demons at bay by becoming worse than them …but look at how we’ve grown. I [...]

Meh. Nothing much caught my eye today following The Great SoCal Blackout (9/8 — Never Forget!). I only hope that Herman Cain doesn’t make a video memorializing it someday with him solemnly covering Little Walter’s Boom Boom, Out Go The Lights. in the background. So, after a short day at work,  I just spent the [...]

As you’ve probably heard power is kaput in my neck of the woods. It’s worse than 9/11, the Holocaust and the cancellation of Star Trek combined. But we are plucky coastal elitists and we will pull through. Right now in my neighborhood most people are just sitting on theirs lawns drinking beer so, basically, just [...]

The dog days are never over around here… Power is out so I’m doing this from the L&T’s iPhone. This is how much I care about you guys.

Oh Holy Shit. I don’t check my supersecret not-blogging email address (hawtnakedkjlopez@flaccid.com) for about two weeks and what to my wondering eyes should appear? This… Four, count’em , four different editions each with  special features specifically catering to whichever selfish greedhead gang you roll with. (And 62 Facebook “likes”!) You can choose from (and I’m [...]

Remember back in July when actress Mila Kunis agreed to accompany a Marine to the Marine cotillion/prom/coming out party thing? Conservatives got all bonerfied because, finally there was an upstanding (and hawt) Hollywood actress who understood that freedom isn’t free and, omigawd , she’s Ukrainian! so she KNOWS how good she has it here unlike [...]

Blustery ball sac Andrew Breitbart accompanied by his attack marmoset Dana Loesch and Reason cast-off Mike Flynn stormed the gates of Evil Empire SEIU-Teamster-Soros-Probably-Gay Media Matters of America demanding they kneel before the force of nature that is Breitbart’s Big Buncha Barely Read Blogs. Here is how how the Breittards envisioned it: For you Rashomon [...]

Sarah Palin’s internet girlfriend Tammy Bruce is a jealous mistress when it come to The Grifter Of Her Dreams, so when androgynous towel rack Ann Coulter comes sniffing around her gal, well, Ann better step off: Girls…girls… girls…. there is more than enough Sarah to go around…. …and a thousand girl-on-girl-on-girl boners decide they would [...]

Jimmy Hoffa Jr. makes reference to “son’s-of-bitches” and immediately teabaggers and Republicans and conservatives and rightwing bloggers think he’s speaking specifically about them (guilt? … deeply guarded family secret?  …  mom really was a bitch?) and so they get the vapors and now they are super totally  not going to vote for the black guy. [...]