Golly, we haven’t heard from retired grandmother Sarah Palin for, like, forever. I mean there was that time she was priced to move at Wal-Mart which came right after that other  time when she informed her supporters that she wouldn’t be running for Homecoming Queen of America after all, and thanks for disability checks, rubes. [...]

Does anything better exemplify the conservative view of whether  a woman has the right to control her own body: Kathryn Jean Lopez notes: Former NR D.C. intern Katelynd Mahoney (a recent Catholic University of American grad), now at the Susan B. Anthony List, sends a snapshot of what they were doing for lunch over there [...]

Shorter Ross Douthat: The Poors, the Olds, and the Workers need a champion of the common man to tell them to stop hurting America, and that man is Mitt Romney. Too bad the Times couldn’t provide Ross with a accompanying illustration like this one

Fresh off of their thrilling victory over Florida’s third best Pop Warner Team, the Denver Broncos, led by God’s Favorite Son/Quarterback, will take on the Detroit today.  It is entirely possible that Juicebox Jesus will spend part of the day wearing a Ndamukong Suh-t. Also, Tebowing so you all can quit sending me links. Feel [...]

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Did you know that in Australia Shakira’s ass goes counter-clockwise. It’s true. You can look it up Now then, the random ten with the caveat that all the really bad songs are probably the fault of Barack Obama: How To Fight Loneliness – Wilco No Remorse (I Wanna Die) -Slayer & Atari Teenage Riot (Spawn [...]

I know that there are a few professional journalists out there who occasionally stop by this blog in search of getting a feel for Shakira’s ass the national zeitgeist as well as to live vicariously through someone who can use the words “fuck”, “boner” and “twatwaffle” with gleeful abandon. You guys are welcome. But with [...]

Here we go, the attempted demonization of critically injured Occupy Oakland protestor and Iraq vet Scott Olson. Scott Olsen is the Marine Corps veteran critically injured at Occupy Oakland Tuesday night, during a confrontation between the protesters and the police. The latest news is good: his condition has been upgraded from critical to fair and he [...]

Big Andrew Breitbart is still in Big Trouble, as he loses another Big Battle with Shirley Sherrod.: [.............................] [..........................] The only question now is will Breibart pull his army of trained blogger monkeys off of the “#OWS protesters are communist/terrorist/organized/disorganized/anti-Semitic/space alien/anti-dentite/hippy/class traitor/car-pooping-on/gay traitors” beat to go after a court system that is obviously racist against [...]

And since we spent the day at the World Famous San Diego Zoo, here is a polar bear doing his impression of NY Giant David Tyree in Super Bowl XLII, taken by the L&T Casey Polar bear blogging. New. Different.