Will you miss Sarah?

I doubt she will let us

Who ever said she’s leaving? Ollie North and Gordon Liddy are still churning out crap for wingnut rags. Maybe she’ll run for president in 2028, a la Gingrich trying to return to relevance this year. The possibilities are endless(ly nauseating)!

Will you miss Sarah?

I will, but it’s no fault of mine. When she last visited HippyTownUSA you had to “miss” her unless you wrote a BIG check to her “see” her.

I’m pretty sure Sarah got her “This Side Up” tramp stamp in Eugene that weekend though…

I think that Black fetish thing may have done her in. Just a guess.

I guessed Ma and Pa’s Meth-Cured Moose Jerky: a guaranteed chromosomal/genetic spaghetti scramble….

Oh, to be in St. Louis to “witness the fusion” of Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin into some kind of horrifying, two-headed conservative intellectual nightmare. There will be blood.

Are you kidding? Trying to fit those two egos into a room would be like mixing scumble and water – the blast will probably level a city block.

Dood. I would drop some serious cheddar to see Miss Thang open for Five Finger Death Punch. Maybe in between Hatebreed and All That Remains, don’t think they have any ballers, but she might be down.

My prediction: the Quit-Grifter will continue to fleece the rubes for as long as the rubes permit themselves to be fleeced by Caribou Barbie.

A bigger question is whether her wealthy patrons, like Jabba the Aisles, continue to buy pay her off. As someone mentions, above, though, there are other has-been rightwing grifter con-artists still collecting paychecks from the mega-wealthy, so why not Bible Spice?

Money talks… as long as the Snowbilly Tramp remains useful to someone rich, she’ll get some kind of payola.

When Bachmann bombs out I think she’s going to go on Snow Snooki’s circuit and try and fleece the same hillbillies. In fact when she was just in New Hampshire she was telling the old fucks that she’s their sweetheart. Aww that’s sweet. Now cough up Gramps.