Sign missing on photo, it shouldn’t just say “Press” but “Announcers” as well. I still shudder at the memory of what was said about his passing during that last game. I’d have to take a tab of acid for my eyes and ears to be so out of sync.

Was it worse than Brett “He’sjustakidoutthere” Favre?

Tebow was praised for a really lousy pass way behind the receiver that said receiver had to acrobatically catch. If a pass like that was thrown by, say, Cam Newton (and ITYKWIM there) the receiver would have gotten all the hosannas, and the quarterback called for a rookie mistake, “that was just a bad pass”.

Juicebox Jesus + pressbox suckoff photo. My prayers have been answered. Praise Tebow!

Well, it’s halftime and the new, improved Broncos have yet to score on what is arguably the worst team in the league. I guess God should have gone ahead with that rapture:

http://popwatch.ew.com/2011/10/21/harold-camping-rapture-today/

3-8 for 24 yards with several passes I would be embarrassed by. the big T does have 44 yards rushing. I think Denver has negative passing yards so far

Wow, that is a whole new level of suck.

Yeah, it was embarrassing. I’ve not seen such a craven blowjob in public since Bush was in office. It was like being in the theater sitting next to Joe Buck, and seeing the whole transaction.

Wow! Start of 4th and JuiceBox has a righteous +2 yards passing.

What an inspiring player!

Coach said he plays better than he practices…

Coach said he plays better than he practices…

I am glad I don’t have to see those practices

Funny how a similar thought came to my head. The same folks who are the Juicebox Jesus crowd sound like the same 23% that supported Bush until the very end. He’s their guy, competent or not…

Ooooh, Juicebox is torching the secondary for a staggering 3 yards/attempt!

Such poise! Such excellence!

Well, he’s down for the count, but he’ll be back … in about 3 days.

well Timmy finally broke 100 yards once the vaunted Dolphins D started playing looser. and a TD pass. The broncos are stll well under 100 net passing yards.

If Miami loses, Sparano better try to sneak out of the stadium in a gorilla suit.

oh my

lol

Holey crap! Despite Tebow’s awful play, the Bumbling fish found a way to put the game into overtime. Hosannas are pending.

Fins: snatching defeat from the jaws of victory. Aughhhh!

What the hell is Miami thinking? You don’t win the Suck-for-Luck Sweepstakes by actually winning!

tboww with the win, yo. haters gonna hate. deuces!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQGJdTpMUcU

That was the most pathetic “win” I’ve ever seen.

Q: How does an NFL quarterback get sacked 7 times and still win the game?

A: Play a team that hasn’t won a game all season, and then go to overtime to scrape out a 52 yd field goal win.

Glad I’m not a Denver fan.

Juicy is sacked 7 times. It takes a special quarterback to make Miami’s D look imposing!

Up next? Detroit! Run Timmy, Run!

I didn’t see the game, but I have to kinda buck the trend here and ask if it was all TEBOW’S fault that he got sacked 7 times?

Yes. Wouldn’t recognize a blitz if it was wearing a sign that said “Yoo hoo. Here comes the blitz”.

Considering in the previous 5 games behind the same offensive line Kyle Orton got sacked a total of 9 times, and that Miami’s defense rang up a total of 8 sacks in their last 5 games combined, I would say more likely than not.

I didn’t see the game either (no broadcast due to “local” team playing second game), but yes, it can be all his fault if he holds the ball too long without being able to decide what to do. In any case, it’s as I said – The Resurrection of Juicebox Jesus!!

Believe me, the useless yappers of football will talk about this game over all others. Fortunately, I’m not watching Al Michaels this evening or I might have to hold a vomit bucket for the duration of the game.

If Juicebox says “thank Jebuz I was only sacked 7 times” during his press conference then I’d think maybe it isn’t all on him….

:: backing away slowly ::

Okay, okay! Understood!

you forgot Miami hadn’t scored an offensive TD for like 150 plays (ie about 3 full games)

Yoo hoo. Here comes the blitz

He’d be looking for yummy ice cream!

to be fair, they weren’t ALL Tebow’s fault. His satan-lovin’ blockers missed a block or two

Don’t put me in that “haters” column. I love watching Juicebox take a beating! Unfortunately he may not get to play the Raiders or, to put it another way, I took Detroit in the office pool to crush his season….

As much as I dislike the guy, his accomplishments lucky escapes today weren’t as depressing as the fact that my fantasy football opponent had him as QB and is looking to send me reeling to defeat and a 3-4 record.

Not only that, I suspect that at lunch tomorrow, I will have to get up and leave even earlier than I usually do owing to the inane blathering of one of my co-workers who, because he went to U of F for one complete semester before flunking out, is the most obnoxious Florida/Tebow booster it is my displeasure to have to endure.

Go Bears!!

Oh yeah, I forgot to comment on how horribly sucky the CBS announcers of the game were. I hope they have cleaned the jiz off their chins.

I guess that the good news is that we will have Tebow to kick around for a little while longer.

Look at it like this: da Broncs played 55 minutes of awful football, but got it together long enough to eke out a win. Miami played 67 minutes of awful football, including overtime. The outcome was inevitable.

Here, I just got back from the fireproof undies store and have a couple extra. (Pity me, I am a Vikings fan. Hence the undies.)

Glad I had this to distract me from watching the Purple Gang blow some coverage again.

Can Miami making it into overtime be considered a moral victory?

The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations for Ostentatious Evangelicals, or “It’s my tribe, no matter how incompetent.”
It worked for the Chimp (White House Jesus), now it works for Timmy Juicebox Jesus.

Broncos fan checking in. I hope Tebow becomes all-pro and leads us to many wins (Super Bowls included) and I could care less that he’s a Christian.

It ain’t gonna happen.

Denver won this game because

a) Miami really sucks for Luck and
b) see “a” above.

Personally, I think Tebow’s a helluva nice kid. I think his beliefs are his beliefs and I could give two shits who thinks otherwise (love ya, T, always will). Mixing sports and politics never, ever works. As long as Tebow wins games, I’m fine with Tebow.

He ain’t winning games after today. His mechanics are crap, his reads are worse. Sports is about predictions so here’s one for you: Denver won’t win another game this year.

Unfortunately for your predictions (and for KC, Oakland, Detroit and MN) the Bronco juggernaut will muddle on. My prediction (cuz I’ve got it in the office pool) is Timmy’s reads don’t improve before he’s thrown to The Lions (Donks win after Tebow goes down).

A feller can live to play another day when he plays Tebow-style against Miami. Against Detroit’s d-line, uh, no. Especially since Suh says he’s “unhappy” with how he’s been playing….

Run Timmy, Run!

I agree with you. I think Tebow is probably a hell of a kid. But he is not an NFL quarterback. Some of those attempted dump-off passes were truly awful. I watched him in a sports bar and people were laughing at the replays. Of course nobody was laughing when the Chargers spit the bit…

4 of 14 for 40 yards? 7 Sacks? 2-point conversion in overtime?

Should rename the ‘Book of Job’ to the ‘Book of Tebow’.

Sport Science says Juicebox is no Brees….

(Packers fan reads all comments above, humming softly to himself)

Tim Tebow: Football’s Bieber

(Niners fan afraid to say anything further as he remembers his team is just one typical Alex Smith meltdown away from mediocrity)

To be fair , at least Rivers and the Chargers did a cheap hooker choke against the Jets , but the 4th quarter of that game was vintage Rivers. As far as the Denver Tebows go , I’m thinking the the Detroit defense might have Timmy crying again before that game is over , plus , he gets to go play the Jets D in a few weeks too.

I’m surprised that Juicebox’s fanbois didn’t point out that when he made the 2-point conversion for the tie, there was only one set of footprints because Jeebus carried him over the goal line.

Here, I just got back from the fireproof undies store and have a couple extra.

Heh. Thanks for the offer, but I’ve already got blast-doors on my drawers.

I tend to talk a lot of shit, so it pays to be prepared.