And when the poors can’t feed their poor babies that they were forced to have? Oh, that’s when the Santorums of this world will let fly about how lazy and irresponsible the poors are for not feeding their babies because they are poor and it’s all their fault.

But what about the helpless babies? Well, what about them? It’s not society’s problem to try and fix everything for everyone, Goddammit! This is America! They can find their own damn food. I don’t give a shit that they’re only 2 months old. If the kid’s not a minus age, I’m not interested.

Now, get away from me kid. I say, I say, scram. I gotta save that zygote down the street. That kid’s got nerve, I tell ya.

“Santorum’s Big Opening,” huh? Sheeze.

I wish I didn’t have such an instantaneous imagination, I really do.

Rubin asks simply with the title of her article;

Can Santorum move up?

And I answer simply. No, Santorum always drips slowly downward. Duh.

And there’s Santorum all over the highway in Mystic, Connecticut.

Also, too:

She has no patience for candidates who say “money is more important than the baby in the womb.”

Yes, Tamara, candidates have been saying that, using those exact words. Literally. Republicans, even.

If you’re a Republican, abortion is always the 900-pound gorilla in the womb.

Me, too. But Santorum only wishes he had a big opening; undoubtedly no one’s ever helped him enlarge it, to his obvious chagrin. (Although Dan Savage has offered…)

Santorum has his biggest and maybe last chance to make a splash

It just never ends.

That shut-down-the-courts thing is just amazing in its ballsiness. And fascism. For extra flair he should burn it down, and maybe break all the windows.

16 frothy points.

Ewww.
It’s Thursday night! I came here looking for nice, soothing doggies! Doggies! Not, ick, Santorum.

Dogz, pleeez.

Herman Cain’s Wang Creates Opening For Santorum

Cain’s wang opens the orifice to allow the frothy mix to ooze out?

FDL headline of the year!

So Herman Cain is involved with Santorum’s big opening? I thought he just hit on subordinates.

The fact that this sanctimonious dipshit is extremely unpopular should give us all hope for this country.

Does anybody give a flip whether Santorum moves up a point. No Tamara, it wont even be enough to lift Rick into the human race. This is such a boring subject for a reporter(?)that it would seem Jennifer should seek professional mental health care. Or maybe her editor should. Lunatic fringe is OK at WaPo, but that can’t mean that boring is too.

Santorum’s personality trends toward subordinate.

Anyone who thinks little Ricky is going to be the nominee needs a lot of mental health time.

When I first saw that headline on TBogg’s page, I read that “Santorum” as scrotum. Reading it correctly did not actually make me feel better about Little Ricky.

It’s obviously the kid’s fault for choosing a mother who is poor.

Don’t mean to interrupt the party, but does anyone know what Santy Rick wants to do with the 9th Circuit after he gets Congress to abolish it? The judges are tenured for life. Do they get distribuuted amomng the other circuits? Or just paid to sit and laugh at Santy? And then do the other circuits absorb the 9ths case load? The 9th serves a larger population (60 million) than any other circuit. The cost of this silliness would be astronomical. Plus it’ll never pass the Seanate or Obama. The guy is simply delusional, very ignorant, and very stupid. Unlike Perry, Cain, Bachman, and Palin of course.

Or maybe this whole post was a joke?

Cheers

Rick also wants to outlaw contraception, don’t forget.

We need to just birth all the ovas gaud gives us, and then this nation would finally recover its greatness.

A MANifesto of 16 super ounces of frothy goodness!

… needs a lot of mental health time.

That’s actually starting to sound better and better.

“Herman Cain’s wang…”

Good ol’ TBogg…never at a loss for a good thread title. :o)

If you can’t control women’s wombs, what the fuck are you supposed to control! dang it.

I’m just thankful the headline doesn’t read Santorum Creates Opening For Herman Cain’s Wang

Hey, I need more mental health time every time there’s a Republican debate. That much crazy on the same stage at the same time makes me start to get all twitchy, like I need to be on some sort of medication. (Fourteen year Oban, please, one cube, water on the side.) I’m waiting for some sort of map of Ricky’s brain, showing the 90% that’s taken up with obsessing over other people’s naughty bits and the 10% that’s left for, you know, unimportant stuff like nuclear proliferation, running out of oil, unemployment…there is, no doubt, a significant portion of the 27 percenters who would say that it is the other candidates whose priorities are misplaced, not Ricky’s. We’re doomed.

Wait to Rick author’s the “Zygote Protection Plan”. Mandatory webcams in all bedrooms and weekly pregnancy testing for all women of childbearing age. Because you can’t protect the rights of zygotes if you don’t know if they exist!

You know who else smells an opening? Yep, Sarah Palin. She thinking about quittin’ the quittin’!

http://politicons.net/report-sarah-palin-reconsidering-run-for-presidency/

Yer either in the womb or yer outta the womb.

Either way, SOMEone got fucked, or is gonna get fucked.

TBogg, sometimes ya just get it so good there’s little left to comment about . . . I hate that when ya do it.

*G*

Is that what the trickle down thang is all about?

Damn, Reagan didn’t know squat.

OR Santorum, it seems.

So, what, Shakira’s ass is NOTHING to ya?

*G*

It’s not hitting when it’s among consenting santorums.

But but but what if he wins the gay vote?

Or are ya just pissed there’s no basset porn.

;-)

Cuz When Tbogg Is Too Busy, I’ll Step In.

I gotta admit, the whole thing about tits and ass from One Singular Sensation and Chorus Line (bless Bob Fosse) has paled by the wayside due to Skakari’s hips and ass . . . discuss.

Yep, true believers are still somewhat disconcerted that OUR oil is under THEIR sands . . . but it does not stop the NeoCons from reaching for their destiny.

Phil, ya gotta come round here more often, really, I mean it.

‘Sup hoss, how ya doin.

*G*

I should email ya . . . n I will!

That’ll teach ya to show up in these parts!

LMBO.

Ain’t Da Bogg da schizzlle . . . ;-)

I thot that WAS the intent . . . masqued delicately and presented in a socially acceptable manner we is all accustomed to . . .

*G*

Dang, meant Shakira’s hips . . . I watched too much of that vid n it kilt my spellin function . . . my bad.

From http://www.ricksantorum.com/issues:

Along with John Boehner and Jim Nussle, Rick was a member of the “Gang of Seven” who targeted the waste and fraud of the House Post Office and Bank. This did not make Rick Santorum a popular man in an old boy’s club like the House of Representatives, but Rick knew that the only way to make a positive difference in the lives of his constituents was to challenge the corrupt norms that had seeped into the People’s Body.

Oliphant; just havin’ a little fun:

http://news.yahoo.com/comics/pat-oliphant-slideshow/

:o)

@hardtoport@27: What? The money machine has broken down already?

Grifters gotta grift.

That headline. just…damn! lol