And if anyone knows about “victimization,” it’s Palin and the other FOX “News” hosts/viewers.

~ Harry R. Sohl

Shorter Palin: I’ll totally go vigilante on his ass, after proper due process has been followed, of course.

On a sidenote: the poor dear is entering minute 16. It’s astonishing how fast it happens, ain’t it Sarah?

And the dear grandmother is the one to tell us of her terrible care and righteouness, thanks be to dog. We have the tape, sweetie, of your alleged kid cringing to the applause of a grateful hoveround nation. It was awesome.

Perhaps a death panel is in order, Sarah?

Imagine the sad spectacle of Palin at 60, being dragged out occasionally to offer some dumbass point on some dumbass fake controversy no one else can be convinced to comment on.

And she’ll still be wearing her dumbass eyeglasses and she’ll still have a voice that scares cats.

Neat-o.

I saw her on TV saying this and quickly changed the channel. Holy FSM, do we really need to hear Palin’s opinion on everything, let alone anything?

Sarah would make Capt. ned Blakely proud.

“Mind you, I don’t object to trying him, if it’s got to be done to give satisfaction; and I’ll be there, and chip in and help, too; but put it off till afternoon–put it off till afternoon, for I’ll have my hands middling full till after the burying–”

“Why, what do you mean? Are you going to hang him any how–and try him afterward?”

“Didn’t I say I was going to hang him? I never saw such people as you. What’s the difference? You ask a favor, and then you ain’t satisfied when you get it. Before or after’s all one–you know how the trial will go.”

Pailin may fade somewhat from national prominence, but she has developed a hard-core group of “supporters” who fap to her every word and image. Supporters who will happily split their disability checks with her every month.

So she’s not ever going away.

Ah, the stages of grief are a harsh mistress, aye. If I recall the sequence correctly, it’s:

1) Denial

2) Anger

3) Negotiation

4) Acceptance

5) Dennis Miller*

*Victoria Jackson may be substituted here depending on gender.

Whoa. Dayton? Don’t wish that on us. Not our fault John rolled her out on our turf. Let her get to Arizona and have the sun bake her brain a little more. Better yet, just let her get ahold of some sweet northern lights and get properly baked. Don’t know if it would help but it couldn’t hurt.

We’ll know the expiration date for $arah will be nigh when she starts to appear on shows that she never would have stooped to doing when she was the Greatest Vice-Preznidenshul Cannydate EVAH!

When she goes on Letterman to do a Top Ten about herself, she’ll officially be toast.

Curious how the entire story is about MrsdogC. Perhaps it should read:

Afterthought: Wednesday, 16 Nov 2011, 12:38 PM EST
Published: Wednesday, 16 Nov 2011, 12:31 PM EST

$arah Palin, paying no heed to that jumping shark back there.

Up next, Greta gets feedback from MC Hammer, Danny Bonaduce, and Sarah Palin on how to deleverage the CMO derivatives market within the context of current margin requirements! Stay tuned!

Also:

Then comes karaoke night at Bennigan’s where she will get in flight after failing to relinquish the microphone after the fourth boozy sobbing version of Total Eclipse of The Heart.

Mrs. Hatmandu loves her some karaoke. I negotiated a long term agreement with her where as soon as someone belts out Total Eclipse of the Heart, we get to leave. Our stays are generally an hour or less. True story.

Frankly, I’d rather listen to what Dog’s dog has to say about anything, rather than Palin’s screeching.

Hmmm…Sarah seems to have a slightly different take on pedophiles than her father, Chuck Heath:

This report concerns the actions of Sarah Palin’s father Chuck Heath, who in the past fiercely protested against the dismissal of Iditarod school principal Raymond Carter, who was fired in 1983 because he all but ignored serious allegations of child abuse against music teacher George Koenig. According to the findings of Joe McGinniss, Chuck Heath and his friends “created a lynch-mob atmosphere” against critics and investigators back then in order to reinstate Raymond Carter, but were not successful in the end.

For someone who lugged around someone’s (who knows whose??) Downs Syndrome infant like a bag-o-potatoes, fobbing said baby off into the hands of a rather young “sister” (who was not in sKool) asap, Caribou Grifter ain’t got a whole lotta ground to stand on in terms of hurling out guilty-until-proven-innocent lynching sentiments at someone else.

Nice catch, commie.

Once again, $arah is the perfect female Ann Coulter.

With even more tortured diction.

Phony gender, phony glasses.

Get it?

Soon it’ll be a guest appearance on QVC, then maybe a Big Lot’s opening in Dayton.

I vote for The Sarah to be Big Lots’ wife, then look back and be turned into a pillar of (pink Himalayan, perhaps?) salt.

Not gonna happen – she’s got too much brand $P self-awareness and too little sense of humor.

She’s such an attention-whore that I can actually see her from my porch jumping back into the GOP prez sweepstakes once Newt starts to fade.

You know, I was actually working on that earlier and couldn’t find anything, so bravo. I think the Pink Himalayan part was the missing element. Also just the fact that having “Dog’s wife” and “Big Lot” in the same piece made someone else think of that too is comforting somehow, in that I’m not the only one with free association on auto-pilot.

Sooner or later, it’ll come to this:

Sir Alexander Dane: [In disgust] By Grapthar’s hammer… what a savings.

She’s still big, it’s the country that got small.

Hey! Arizona already has The Dental Hygienist Brewer – we don’t need any more grifters. And the young one has already flipped the house she ‘bought’ in Maricopa. I’m thinking Texas is where they all belong….

Yes. Sarah Palin is now getting second billing behind Dog the Bounty Hunter’s wife

Reminds me of that scene from This Is Spinal Tap where they’re supposed to play at some amusement park, and the sign reads “Puppet Show and Spinal Tap.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lku6S24pWSU

She’s still big, it’s the country that got small.

Could she not see what was going on at Penn St from her porch?

I agree MaryCh, but $arah really shouldn’t comment on sports and become sports blog fodder (being thin skinned and all) because those commenting have likely had their favorite teams beaten down for so long that their level of snark knows no bounds….

…free association…

Is that what you kids call it? I just thought I was fuckin’ nuts! Makes me feel like a fucking socialist though, taking advantage of another freebee.

Occupy Free Association! Occupy Autopilot! (:

And she will weigh 500 lbs, bless her heart.

To be fair, Capt. Ned was talking about the mate who murdered his black first mate, in front of witnesses, and with much blustering about “never being taken alive”. And after all, the Mate of the Venus did have his day in court.

I didn’t see it, but I’d cheer if Sarah tried to interrupt Mrs. Dog and got bitch slapped.

Every snarky word in this post is SOLID GOLD. You bring the imagery to life, TBogg. It’s like Toy Story, only with right wing trash figurines in the dumpster universe. I’ve never laughed so hard in my life.

Does she have the taste to hang it up when she finds herself opening for a puppet show? Doubt it.