Fringy Jesus-humpin’ Ann Barnhardt is totally going Galt from her cow/corn hedge brokerin’ job thing because  she just figured out that the entire US economy WAS COMPLETELY FUCKING ANNIHILATED by the Muslim Kenyan (yeah, Ann’s a birther too) President’s BFF Jon Corzine, former CEO of Marxist  front operation ACORN-Goldman-Sachs a couple of weeks ago.

Up until then, things were hunky-dory:

The reason for my decision to pull the plug was excruciatingly simple: I could no longer tell my clients that their monies and positions were safe in the futures and options markets – because they are not. And this goes not just for my clients, but for every futures and options account in the United States. The entire system has been utterly destroyed by the MF Global collapse. Given this sad reality, I could not in good conscience take one more step as a commodity broker, soliciting trades that I knew were unsafe or holding funds that I knew to be in jeopardy.


Everything changed just a few short weeks ago. A firm, led by a crony of the Obama regime, stole all of the non-margined cash held by customers of his firm. Let’s not sugar-coat this or make this crime seem “complex” and “abstract” by drowning ourselves in six-dollar words and uber-technical jargon. Jon Corzine STOLE the customer cash at MF Global. Knowing Jon Corzine, and knowing the abject lawlessness and contempt for humanity of the Marxist Obama regime and its cronies, this is not really a surprise.


Finally, I will not, under any circumstance, consider reforming and re-opening Barnhardt Capital Management, or any other iteration of a brokerage business, until Barack Obama has been removed from office AND the government of the United States has been sufficiently reformed and repopulated so as to engender my total and complete confidence in the government, its adherence to and enforcement of the rule of law, and in its competent and just regulatory oversight of any commodities markets that may reform. So long as the government remains criminal, it would serve no purpose whatsoever to attempt to rebuild the futures industry or my firm, because in a lawless environment, the same thievery and fraud would simply happen again, and the criminals would go unpunished, sheltered by the criminal oligarchy.

Demanding regulatory reform and enforcement of financial markets?

Sounds like someone should be beating a drum at #OWS….

Now that she is out of work Ann will have plenty of time to prepare for The End Times as well as create more videos like this in her flag and blackboard-bedecked basement/bunker/padded cell:

For the record, I think the glass jar to her right is for collecting her urine so she can separate out the Socialist fluoride. I also like it when she taunts Lindsey Graham, calling him: “playa”.

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