Looks suspiciously like what’s going on in Herman Cain’s head.

I’d lay money on our having actual gladiator tournaments by about 2015.

“And here’s Mrs. Gladys Dompwif, an Extreme Shopping Network favorite who’s maced her way through seven opponents so far here at Reagan Battle-Shopping Arena and remains undefeated”

Ha Ha

That looks just like this one over $2 waffle makers.

http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/163434/black-friday-update-watch-a-walmart-riot-over-2-dollar-waffle-iron/

It’s possible that the monkeys were more polite than the Wal-Mart customers actually are. Glad I never go out on Black Friday and I never shop at Wallie World.

Furbie Frenzy….. Never seen anything like it! Pure mayhem. Spags…

The vid of the monkeys won’t be completely similar to today at Mal Wart until the zookeeper Tases a couple of the rowdier ones*.

*This is of course impossible to judge, so just Tase a few random monkey victims; the rest will get the hint.**

**Welcome to your corporate overlords of the future***, ‘Murikans!

*** future = now.

Wow. Doesn’t the GOP usually keep the footage of those Christian Coalition meetings from leaking out? Somebody’s ass is in a ringer…

This will be the model: one employee …

But just think of the gains in productivity!

That’s hilarious. Thanks – needed the laugh.

Have you ever been so glad to be home? I heard at some place there was a 30 minute wait to get in and 1hr. 20 minutes to get out….How fast can one dump that package and get outta line? Just watch….What would you really willingly wait 1 hr + to score?
Can’t think of a thing…just now.

George Clooney.

Missed our opportunity… We coulda organized a bunch folks to go to Walmart, grab a cheap piece og Chinese junk outta the scrum, and simply move it to a non-standard location in the store, and then leave. Imagine if all those “hot” video games endes up under a pile of socks, and no one could find them to buy them…

Heidi Klum.

You have a very devious mind. :)

Hey! Get in line!

Forgot the “Hot SAUCE”!

Ahhhhh. I get your drift….;) But he is not in some slimy crate….;)

That’s great. I needed the laugh. You missed you calling.

LOL. That’s good.

I thought it was a flash mob of Sarah Palin impersonators.

In the Walmart scenario there’s more pooper spraying.

Right now, some Walmart executives are saying to themselves “One employee pulling a cart through the store! I like it! Make a note that starting Thanksgiving 2012 that is our new “Black Friday” business model!”

Nahhh…not walmart…MickeyD’s maybe….

America, where tent cities are welcome and pepper-spray riots are PR gold… if you’re out to buy shit.