Shorter Megan McArdle:

I refuse to let some smarty-pants college professor ruin my pride in my awesome $1500 food processor with his stupid facts and studies which I shall simply dismiss because my $1500 food processor is so awesome and he is old and boring and I’ve heard it all before. Blah blah blah. Fiddle-dee-dee.

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