Timmy of Nazareth plays on a day that is not the Lord’s Day unless, of course, you belong to some weird Thursday-based religion that is totally fake just like Scientology or Episcopalianism (Yeah, right. Sell it somewhere else buddy). You probably won’t see the game tonight against the Jets  unless you are part of the [...]

There were other better pictures of Wembley in this batch but they lacked the strand of of drool that glistens and beguiles like a bejeweled stalactite of slime. On another note, you may recall what we at the time called Wembley’s incapacitating boner episode from back in September. It was quite an exciting fall season [...]

We have chronicled the slow sad decline of grandmotherly Sarah Palin who was recently seen on the clearance racks at Wal-Mart. But she is not going to go away quietly and will rage rage against the coming endless Arctic night thanks to her BFF Greta Van Susteren (who loves to hang around with Sarah because [...]

So what is happening on Planet Kaus (not that anyone has asked)? This: I’m on Instavision with Glenn Reynolds, which is fun because he isn’t scared to talk about cars or sex. Oh, hell no. Stay in the boat! Stay in the boat! Oh wait, there is also this: Also discussed: 1) Was Occupy Wall [...]

Oh please, oh please…. Newt Gingrich is the strongest Republican candidate when matched head to head against Democratic President Barack Obama, according to a McClatchy-Marist Poll released Tuesday. The former speaker of the House of Representatives is neck and neck with the incumbent president, back just 2 percentage points among registered voters. Obama leads 47 [...]

Cherubic torture fanboy Marc Thiessen does not like people talking smack about his weekend hobby and he uses the valuable space given to him by genocidal maniac enabler Fred Hiatt to continue to argue that even though “waterboarding can cause extreme pain, dry drowning, damage to lungs, brain damage from oxygen deprivation, other physical injuries [...]

More of this, Elizabeth Warren Bonus. Young Elizabeth Warren (seen below aged 19 / wedding day) bears a remarkable resemblance to Lauran Cohan (Maggie) from The Walking Dead.

Shorter Walter Russell Mead: Baby boomers or, more specifically “The Boomer Progressive Establishment”, are responsible for every single goddam thing that has gone wrong in this country up to and including Enron and Penn State child-raping. Also Clinton blow-jobs, I didn’t care for those either…  

Since the Chargers got their loss out the way earlier this week we get Tebow on teevee. Yay! And because nobody in the AFC West seems to really want to the play the American futbol game well Timmy has a chance …. as long as he doesn’t attempt something crazy like that wacky ‘passing’ the [...]

Shorter Frank Miller: All of you damn dirty hippie kids need to get off of my lawn and go fight the browns for the greater glory of Sparta.