Herman Cain would totally give Shakira a job. Let’s get tennish: Gibsom Street – Laura Nyro Oh La – Ra Ra Riot Gold Lion – Yeah Yeah Yeahs The Message – Cymande Until The Last – The Album Leaf Acoustic Guitar – The Magnetic Fields Redondo Beach – Patti Smith My Stupid Mouth – Audra [...]

I wrote the other day about the Washington Post’s ombudsman Patrick Pexton’s very sad sadness that “journalist” Jennifer Rubin had twittertwatted an approving link to Rachel Abrams New & Improved Final Solution For The Palestinian Mudpeople where the children are “devil’s spawn” and the women are “unmanned animals”  and they should all be drowned at [...]

Fenway And The Endearing Look

When we last saw Tennessee teabagga playa Bill Hemrick he was being used by Herman Cain and not in that hawt “I’ma gonna sex you up and make you my special lady” kind of way that Herman has with the wimmens. Hemrick held a greet & grip for the gropey pizza guy that didn’t turn [...]

When one time Republican novelty candidate Sarah Palin chose to not enter the Republican Presidential Crazython because she had already pretty much bled her supporters dry by scamming them out of their disability checks to pay for her vacations and her Arizona meth pied-à-terre, she promised to work to elect candidates who would make Sarah [...]

Shorter Patrick Pexton: I am mildly distressed to discover that Jennifer Rubin’s racist genocidal inclinations are a feature and not a bug. For the record this is the blog post Rubin approvingly retweeted, written by Rachel Abrams (wife of murder/rape-loving Elliott Abrams, daughter of Midge Decter and Norman Podhoretz, and step-sister to John Podhoretz. Yeah. They’re [...]

Shorter Dr. Mrs. Ole Perfesser: You can fuck that morality and ‘doing-the-right-thing’ bullshit in the ass. Winning is the only thing. Okay, actual thing that got Dr. Mrs. Ole Perfesser all het up. Fellow Pajamarama writer person Andrew Klavin wrote: And yes, it’s unfair. But there’s a reason it’s unfair—a reason it should be unfair. [...]

A twittertwatting from a very excited Rick Santorum alerts us to the fact that Rick is Rising in the only state in which he has been campaigning so, really, just give him the Republican nomination now and save Herman Cain any further embarrassment over his poor luck with the ladies. While the political world obsesses [...]

You have to hand it to Herman Cain’s people as his campaign is slowly going down … and not in the fun “going down” sexytime way. After silver-tongued legal minx Gloria Allred called Cain’s actions a “stimulus package” (whoa, snap) Sharon Bialek described his smooth moves: Later that night, she claimed, he offered to show [...]

MSNBC being funny this morning:     …and this wasn’t even about a new lady (#4 on your and Herman’s scorecard) coming forward and hiring grating lawyer/famewhore Gloria Allred because Cain was advertising a party in his pants. (Updated) At this moment thousands of rightwing bloggers are furiously googling Sharon Bialek’s name. She can expect [...]