Shorter Ross Douthat: The problem with America today is that we elevate too many self-regarding smarty-pants know-it-alls to positions of influence only to later discover they are way over their heads and…what? Did I say something funny? No. Really. What are you guys laughing at?

This is so very very wrong. But not nearly as wrong as starting Timothy Richard Tebow against the Raiders today where he will be consumed by fire, plagued by locusts, and generally he will run around like, as Rick Reilly once put it ” a man being chased by bees”. Unfortunately I won’t get to [...]

As part of Washington Test Prep Newsletter Post’s war against The Olds and The Poors they have recently taken the fight to the front page where they printed outright lies about Social Security and, when called upon it, shoved staff weasel out the front door and onto the porch to do that weaseling thing that [...]

Representatives for both Herman “The Sperminator” Cain  and Newt “Eatin’ Ain’t Cheatin‘” Gingrich camps have negotiated a “no blows below the belt” rule for their Texas TeaParty blatherfest: The two-man debate between GOP presidential candidates Herman Cain and Newt Gingrich had one off-limit topic – the decade-old sexual harassment allegations that have dogged Cain’s campaign. [...]

Sure animated .gifs slow your computer down, but sometimes you have to suffer for art. And so we begin…. Cruiser – Mark Kozelek Back To The Night – Joan Armatrading The Mall & Misery – Broken Bells Atlas Marker – Rickie Lee Jones Espresso Love – Dire Straits Romance – Wild Flag Cathy’s New Clown [...]

Grumpy Andrew McCarthy at NRO (not to be confused with mopey Andrew McCarthy from Pretty In Pink) is mad because Politico’s Doug Martin failed to provide an easy-to-use Sluts or Nuts Scale by which reasonable people might judge those tight-assed bitches who demurred when Herman Cain innocently suggested a game of naked human wheelbarrow to [...]

The heliotropic hounds were dead asleep when I took this. You’ll notice Fenway using his paw on Wembley’s back  to brace himself and stay high enough to maximize his sun exposure.

The Washington Post’s Jennifer Rubin takes time out from making shit up about Muslims to point out that Rick Santorum is very likely to benefit from Herman Cain’s penchant for taking subordinates back to his sexytime pad (aka Double Sausage Central) and hittin’ it doggy-style. Which brings us back to Santorum who is set to [...]

A weary and frustrated America has had enough of the suck that is Nickelback: It is nearly a proven fact by now that sports fans do not appreciate Nickelback disgracing their teams’ venues with their loud, raspy wailing. The NHL made the mistake of announcing that the group would headline the Winnipeg Jets’ home opener [...]

Girl what we do (what we do) And where we do (and where we do) The things we do (things we do) Are just between me and you (oh yeah) – 50 Cent – Candy Shop It’s raining shoes on Herman Cain as his sexytime past comes back to haunt his book tour/well, book tour. [...]