The Chinese eat their babies.

McMegan, furiously updating her kitchen gadget list:

Stocking Stuffer: under $25
Microplane fetus zester: It’s faster and easier than the old style fetus grater. It’s also great for producing beautiful little fetus clouds of parmesan to top your pasta.

Wonder if she’ll be flogging the fetus separating set?

Separating eggs fetuses by hand is not hard, but it’s tedious, and there’s a small risk you’ll break the yolk.

And now for something completely different… I just CANNOT wait to see if the noble TBogg addresses this waste of pixels. Really. A Sunday column in what used to be The Newspaper of Record. Just kill me now…

Jill Stanek is a lying douchebag who got herself fired from her job as a nurse for repeatedly violating patient confidentiality rules and for lying about how her colleagues treated neonates who were either stillborn or not long for this world, due to birth defects. She is also a loathsome individual who smeared the late Becky Bell, a victim of an *illegal* abortion. Sorry for bringing more bile than snark, but I truly despise this woman.

As a Bronco fan, reveling in our current winning ways, I am also looking forward to TBogg addressing the Tebow phenomenon.

I honestly couldn’t care less if the guy behind center believed father Zeus was behind his every throw–win the damn game, please. Tebow (with a LOT of help from the defense) is doing his part. More power to him.

But he can’t do it without T posting some snark so, T? Don’t you DARE forget. The most underhanded thing you can do to a loyal reader of your free blog for nigh on five years is to NOT post Tebow snark. As Bull Durham said, “Never fuck with a winning streak.”

Heh. She said “The incestuous and synergistic power of these groups also helps explain why and who Obama and Democrats regulate, unregulate, attack, and protect”. I think it would have sounded much better if she would’ve added ‘too’ on the end. Speaking of too. Too bad she is not aware that her precious fellow ideological peers are experts at being incestuous synergistic assholes with the self awareness of a dog peter gnat also and too.

The hell with Jill Stanek; how’s Wembley doing after his examination today?

Any results yet?

Tebow (with a LOT of help from the defense)

Oh noes you don’t! Them’s burnin’ in hells words!

And she’s considered one of the smart forced pregnancy leaders.

Well, she is. Of course we are grading on one hell of a curve here, but by comparison to the others, she is Einstein.

If I’m forced to receive advice on any area of reproduction from a RN, I’ll stick with Nina Hartley.

This means something…

The last time this phrase was used in a significant manner, Richard Dreyfus was constructing a model of Devil’s Tower out of mashed potatoes. Nice to see it put to a similar use here.

And in other news of the unshocking, her Wikipedia entry says:

Since 2003, Stanek has been a regular columnist for WorldNetDaily.

Hilariously, she seems to have missed the point completely in the first cartoon she posted in her “top five favorite political cartoons” post.