I knew they had to be double agents in the War to End All Holiday Wars. Their all too consistent fever-pitched pro-christmas nationalism was the giveaway.

Even their christmas tree appears to be attempting to escape through the window of their godless offices.

Thousands of years before the fabled birth of Jesus, on the old Calendar, Dec 25th was the Winter Solstice… when the old calendar was replaced with the gregorian, or modern, calendar the date of “Christmas” stayed with the 25th, while the Solstice (being attached to the lunar months) stayed on the original day, now the 21/22…

In other words, “Christ” has nothing to do with “Christmas” at all and “Happy Holidays” is simply more respectful as every religion/culture celebrates a holiday in December (even we Satanists, as well as our pagan and Wiccan offshoots, celebrate the Solstice)…

In fact, bringing a tree into your home and decorating it has a Satanic/Pagan tradition long before Christianity (or even it’s parent religion, Judiasm) ever existed!!!

Christians really have to read a history book once in a while!

No offense to those above me, but I preferred this post when it was followed by “No comments”

Kill us all, boss, and let the Baby Tebow sort us out.

So, this photo is genuine? Not photoshopped? Hahahahaha!
Now, can we see Bill O’Reilly’s Christmas/Holiday card?

The only history book they think is valid, is the bible. And they don’t even read that! If you go by the signs, & what people were doing at the time of baby jesus birth, the BIBLE says he was born during the fall – mid September.
Also, too-
The bible tells people what holidays to celebrate in god’s name. Christmas is NOT on the to-do list. Jesus birthday celebrated as a Christian holiday did not start until around 300 years after he died.

Oh shit. Now Malkin has a penance to pay. I predict it will involve going on O’Reilly’s Clown Hour, jumping 1 3/4 inches off the ground while yelling at the top of her lungs “MERRY JESUS’ BIRTHDAY, BITCHES!”

Good Lord. Has anyone told Bill O’Reilly about this?

Gee whiz, Scott, this is quite remarkable news! You should share it!

And the lambs traditionally placed in the creche scenes say early spring.

The birth of Jesus is likely one of those strange quantum probabilistic events that is smeared over a range of time and will not resolve till the Higgs Boson is definitely detected, at which point the probability function will collapse and the date will finally be known. Probably February 31rst.

What were they smoking when they decorated that leaning tower Festivus bush?

Fox News, creator of the War on Christmas franchise, recently announced there is no Santa Claus.

But as someone astutely reminded the kiddies, Santa is every bit as real as the news on Fox.

Yeah…like who put on the lights and applied that ribbon garland? Some dyslectic?

Kill us all, boss, and let the Baby Tebow sort us out.

Could somebody else sort me? I’m just afraid he’ll throw me where there’s nobody around to catch me.