And on the pedestal these words appear: “My name is Elway, king of kings: Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!” As much as I am looking forward to next week’s ultimate battle between good (Tim Tebow) and evil (Bill Belichick) , I am looking forward even more to yet another week of deep [...]

Saint Timothy of The 48% Completion Rate takes on the Cutler-less, Forte-less Chicago Bears today who managed to roll up a whopping 181 net yards against Kansas City last week en route to three, count’em, three (3) points. If the Bears  could be beaten by  KC’s Tyler Palko (who has the distinction of having once [...]

Shorter Jill ” The Dingo Doctors Ate The Babies” Stanek: I bet you’ll be as surprised as I was to discover that public relations firms  retained by Planned Parenthood are totally in bed with Planned Parenthood. This means something… For reference, Stanek is pro-spousal abuse and thinks the Chinese eat their babies. And she’s considered [...]

Many conservative bloggers went to sleep last night all butthurty and sad because Mitt Romney’s minions (Mittiots by proxy) would not take their phone calls during the Official “Newt Gingrich’s mama is soooo fat…” conference call. Matt Lewis of Tucker Carlson’s toy newspaper explains: As you probably heard, some Mitt Romney surrogates hosted a conference [...]

Let’s see…. I am pleased and gratified at the number of people who are not-so-subtly chivvying me to get this up early so they can get a jump on their shopping watch Shakira’s ass.  Well, here it is:  the old favorites, the new loves ass.  As always, commenters are encouraged to contribute their own suggestions, [...]

As the lovely Susan O’ Texas points out, our Lady of The $800 Robotic Diamond-Encrusted Fork & Spoonerator has her hotly anticipated Kitchen Gift List up, and by “hotly anticipated” we mean that McMegan is literally being deluged with special pleadings from readers desperately seeking direction lest Christmas become merely a celebration of our Lord [...]

Remember when Red diaper baby Ezra Klein set up a Lie-beral Super Secret Decoder Ring Society where he and his elitist komrades plotted treason and conspired to elect the Kenyan Muslim Communist so they could shove Socialism down America’s slender swan-like virginal throat? And then bow-tied anus Tucker Carlson asked to join and Ezra and [...]

Wembley had another seizure Tuesday morning (I blame Obama) so it is off to the vet Saturday for an exam and a full blood panel and then we’ll see where it takes us.

Oh, Rick Santorum, is there any discussion you can’t make stupider by adding your two cents? Santorum told the group he would cut the food stamp program, describing it as one of the fastest growing programs in Washington, D.C. Forty-eight million people are on food stamps in a country with 300-million people, said Santorum. “If [...]

Reuters has  the first of what will prove to be many soft and fuzzy profiles of front-runnin’ Newt Gingrich’s helmet-headed helpmate, Callista. Last summer, Luther College in Decorah, Iowa, hosted a band reunion for alumni. Callista Gingrich attended and took a place among 25 French horns. As the band practiced for its concert on a [...]