And on the 8th day Dog created……

to add to your collection
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/06/shakira-butt-bathing-suit-miami/#.TwehY9T2b6Y

I’m a straight woman and even I have a hard time not staring at that. I can’t imagine what it’s doing to you guys.

It takes a while to load, so do I, but it’s worth it.

Wow, I’m kinda surprised to learn someone else has heard of House of Freaks. And that’s arguably their finest song.

Tebowin’ at its very finest!

… I’m sorry, did you say something?

I can’t imagine what it’s doing to you guys.

bzzzzzt bzzzzzt crackle spllltzzzt bzzzzzzzt

Yay, Shakira’s bum.

(Yup, pretty much what gunsbeforebutter said. zzzzt)

Ditto. That is mesmerizing.

Tbogg, with a post like this, you might as well omit the text.

I was gonna go with “hypnotic.”

Me too, ditto-ing Squirrel3624@3. Just want to add that women (certainly straight women) like men’s asses, too. I think it’s all kind of terrific.

Yeah, that’s pretty much my take on this.

Hells’ bells, and she’s doing it 5-inch heels, too. Mercy.

Heels? Oh! Sure enough, heels.

Have fun staring but be careful, everybody.

Whuzzat? Did you say something? Sorry, I was distracted…hypnotized…something. Jeebus, talk about improving my outlook on life. There is a god, and Shakira’s ass is proof of it.

Congo Square – Sonny Landreth
Take Me to the River – Al Green
Caroline – Concrete Blonde
Better Days – Southside Johnny and the Asbury Jukes
If I Needed You – Lyle Lovett
Was I? – Madeleine Peyroux
I Knew the Bride When She Used to Rock and Roll – Nick Lowe
Waiting in Vain – Annie Lenox
Orange Blossoms – JJ Grey and Mofro
Good Thing – Paul Revere and the Raiders (where the fuck did that come from?)
Little Lilly – Widespread Panic
Sputnik – Webb Wilder
lagniappe:
Lester’s Methadone Clinic – Sonia Dada

Taking Over Me – Evanescence
There Ain’t Nobody Here But Us Chickens – Louis Jordan
Green Eyed Lady – Sugarloaf
Sweet Dreams are Made of This – Eurythmics
Cinema Show – Genesis
Roam – B-52s
Revelation (Divus Pennae Ex Tragedie) – Symphony X
No Time – The Guess Who
Lips of Ashes – Porcupine Tree
Lone Jack – Pat Metheny Group

Nice to see a new Shakira loop, not that I was tired of the old one.

I second Squirrel2634–totally mezmerizing, even for a middle-aged hetero female like myself.

I’m with Squirrel et al, and I’m a straight woman too. Definitely can still appreciate Goddess’ handiwork though…wow.

I’ll play:

Excuse Me? Brian Bromberg (yes I like some smooth jazz, so shoot me)
Flying on 747 Kid Loco
Ride Wit Me Nelly (and rap too)
Irreplaceable Beyonce
Boyd’s Mellow Blues Boyd Dunlap
Numb U2
Men in Black Will Smith
Real Slim Shady Eminen
Hey Baby No Doubt
Breaking Glass (live) David Bowie

thank you squirrel, deb, becky, now I don’t feel so guilty about … about … um … what? did you say something ?

Shakira vs Danzig!

(For all of you who are convinced, as I am, that Danzig is Fred Flintstone.)