Sorry Tbogg I has learned my lesson.There is no way I’m clickin’ that link.

Well I didn’t learn my lesson.

As far as I can tell he believes that a plot device in the movie “Wall Street” supports his economic theories.

The column? Meh.The comment section? I learned a lot more about the mechanics of Bain’s success. ‘Course now I want to make a million paper cuts all over Mitt before spraying him with a mix of lemon juice and salt mixed with santorum and THEN beating him with a sack of dooknobs till it stopped being fun. Before, just the doorknob thing.

Alternate Shorter Ross:

I have absolutely no professional experience, depth of knowledge, or basic grasp of social issues, yet still insist on lecturing people through this column. Somehow, the Times continues to let me write it anyway, so let’s move on to high finance!

I really do think Douchehat probably wants to go easy on that recommending that you cull the herd of losers.

But keeping America’s edge came at a cost. Our economy became more efficient, but also more ruthless and Darwinian. Our G.D.P. kept rising, but the new wealth was less evenly distributed. The revolution delivered growth, but at the expense of stability and certainty.

Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was your evening?

Since corporations are now people, can we not arrest the entirity of the Bain corporate heads for Murder? No statute of limitations on Murder. Oh, to see Mittens in cuffs.