Shorter Paul Roderick Gregory:

I’m just spit-balling here but, according to an old IRS schedule I found under my desk along with some fancy guesstimating taking into account the longitude and latitude of Ft. Knox times The Number of The Beast divided by the current price of the Rooty Tooty Fresh ‘N Fruity® at IHOP, Warren Buffet’s secretary must make like a hundred bajillion dollars and change per year.

In the comments at Forbes (host of this amazing expose) several Forbes employees steps in with a “Uh, you might want to check those numbers again, buddy”:

Paul Roderick Gregory’s response, “Deborah: I did not make any claim to accuracy.” is the new “…was not intended to be a factual statement but rather to illustrate that Planned Parenthood, an organization that receives millions in taxpayer dollars, does subsidize abortions“.