
Gone to seed cougar Sarah Palin, who may be the next Mrs. Newt Gingrich if Callista gets a head cold or possibly her period at an inopportune time, is out defending Newt Gingrich from those mean old Republican elites who dated Sarah back in ’08 and then they never called or returned her long weepy drunken voicemails or angry texts and then there was the restraining order issued following that ugly scene in the Taco Bell parking lot….
But the less said about that the better, because Sarah has moved on with her life and is now going all Mama Grizzly Pitbull Screechy Wolfkiller On Meth on anyone who dares says a discouraging word about her lil Newt-cub:
In her latest appearance, Palin stated: “Look at Newt Gingrich, what’s going on with him via the establishment’s attacks,” she said, though the original question was about Ron Paul. “They’re trying to crucify this man and rewrite history and rewrite what it is that he has stood for all these years.”
Palin then called conservative writer Peggy Noonan “hypocritical” for recently calling Gingrich an “angry little attack muffin.”
“They maybe subscribe such characterization of Newt via words like that, but they don’t subscribe those to say Mitt Romney when he or his surrogates do the same thing,” she said. “That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media that I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena. So I’m used to it.”
“But in order to help educate the rest of the American public, I’ll articulate that it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of angry attack muffin verbiage to one and not the other.”
Peggy Noonan better watch out, because Sarah Palin? Not only will she “articulate”, she’ll cut a bitch.
As for the floundering Newt campaign:
When asked about Palin’s unofficial advocacy for him on Friday, Gingrich’s campaign had no comment.
Callista Gingrich, however, might want to update her resume…



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I knew it. She’s been trying to sell us magazine subscriptions this entire time, hasn’t she?
Dear Ms Palin:
I would like to subscribe to your word salad, but I can’t remember what the word “subscribe” means after reading that. In fact I think my entire language center is damaged. Seriously. No I mean it.
Sarah Palin’s ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to her characterization.
Srsly, that’s what I believe Gingrich’s peeps really said. The “no comment” line was just to be polite in a “family forum.”
You can forget that fantasy about Newt on GrizzlyMama action. His, uh, divining rod is set to “half your age minus seven.”
BTW, mebbe I shouldn’t ask, but WTF is that weird shit coming out of Palin’s nether regions in that illustration?? yech. I could say something, but I think I’ll stop now…
Subscribe? Sarah should stick to words of 4 letters and even those aren’t great for her.
Isn’t it amazing how spelling and grammar constructs continue working undisturbed even as higher cognitive functions completely collapse?
Pretty cool.
Agree. Callista is already quaking in her expensive Christian Laboutin’s bc she’s gotta be aware that Newters is already scanning the crowds for his next
victimconquest. Newt don’t go fer the cougar crowd, whether gone to seed or still “fresh.” Newticles only likes his arm candy quite young, thanks very much.Newt did say he had a place for her in his administration….
It’s a foot. Sa-Rah, Winger Warrior of the North, is depicted giving birth to a nearly full-grown man. He’s just started climbing out in this scene.
I strongly suspect that Newt has to keep his Neuticles in check these days, as by all appearances Callista is crazy enough to hang them from her rear view mirror like fuzzy dice if he, ah, tries to carry on old habits.
In any case Sarah is past her sell-by date as far as Newt is concerned, although if by some miracle passed by Republican Jeebus he actually won, she just might be a candidate for Secretary of the Interior.
Corrupt?
Dumber than a barrel of hair?
In favor of mining fossil fuels until they’re gone?
In favor of doing away with every last regulatory barrier preventing total raping and pillaging of the environment?
Liar extraordinaire?
Check, check, check, check aaaaaaaaand…check. Sounds like a perfect candidate for a Gingrich cabinet post.
In other news, that graphic of Our Sarah makes me want to plunge icicles into my own eyes. What the fuck is that between her legs? Tell me she’s not sitting on an icicle…please.
Tell me it’s not Trigg.
What?
You nancy wolf-hugging elitists don’t recognize a loincloth of freshly butchered moose mesenterium when it’s depicted by a topnotch comic-artist?
Also and additionally I think “angry little attack muffin” is just lovely. Seething with female contempt, and so true. Go, Nooners! Language-wise, Mz. Grizzly will never lay a finger on you.
Between his legs.
“Articlate”? Sarah Palin?
Sarah Palin couldn’t articulate her way out of choking on a moose bone.
Oh, and this is just a guess, but I would posit that Callista has never had “bed hair”. I submit that that hair-helmet shreds sheets.
Oh, wait…….. Newt only gets blow-jobs.
Never mind.
I notice a conspicuous lack of Shakira’s ass at this time and I must protest.
Shakira’s ass — or Sarah’s loin cloth. Your Mileage May Vary. (Substitions not allowed. Offer not valid in all states. Muffin not included, some assembly required. Small sensuous parts, keep away from Republicans and children under 3)
Angry attack muffin and Sarah Palin should not be used in the same article, let alone spring forth from her oral orafical loins.
You are on fire, madam! I was debating whether to offer my guess – wolf fur loincloth – but you described exquisitely, far better than I could have.
Oh wait, no one’s reading this, are they? I see a post containing Shakira’s Ass has arrived..
Better hide Piper from him, then.
You mean the Loaf of French Bread?
Shakira’s ass? What? Where?
Next post! (you’ve probably found it by now. Two whole minutes have passed)
I love that Miss Thang does not know how to properly use the word “subscribe”. That’s our Sarah! I consider her a white female Don King, except I’m pretty sure Sarah never curb-stomped a motherfucker.
Yet. But then, who am I to subscribe such splendiferous insertions and malegations to our Patron Saint of the Yellow Snow?
Who is this Sarah Palin? She played Oliver on the Brady Bunch, right?
It’s hilarious to hear her try to sound intelligent. Newton fakes it much better.
I’ll articulate that it is hypocritical of the media to subscribe to one candidate and not another, that kind of angry attack muffin verbiage to one and not the other.
Jeebus Christ, stupid Snowbilly doesn’t get that Noonan’s an opinion writer, she isn’t obliged to be even handed. Of course, she still remembers when Pegster cornered her in the girls bathroom back in 2008.
Is it just me noticing, or has Sarah got a new word-of-the-week? It’s all “via” with her now, all the time.
“That’s that typical hypocrisy stuff in the media that I’ve lived with over a couple of decades in the political arena.
A couple of decades? She’s only played beyond the borders of Wasilla since 2006.
Hey, thanks, hon – I’m reading this*, and consider praise from yourgoodself praise indeed. I just got over a bitchy cold and had some back funny atored up.
*While I honor Shakira’s ass, it doesn’t quite make me grind, so to speak, to a halt the way it does some around here.
That’s a relief. I was afraid it might be what’s left of poor Joe the Plumber.
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What the fuck is it with conservatives? WHAT do they have against literacy?
“subscribe those to Mitt Romney”
Huh????
You mean “ascribe,” perhaps?
If word salad counts as dietary fiber, I’ll never need another piece of lettuce in my life.
Sarah has gesticulated as ardently as possible for all the positions she feels strongly for. I just keep wishing she would broaden the scope of her revelatory offerings to include the birth certificate of that baby she claimed to have. I only mention it because she’s still dodging that bullet and certain members of the cursed lame stream media keep misrepresenting the particulars in a way that implies she has actually provided documentary evidence in support of her rather bizarre pregnancy. Sarah has retreated into the background as the most prominent ‘crazy’ because the entire dam Republican party has done backflips in trying to out-crazy the crazy lady. It’s fun to watch. When they get brutally slammed down in the election will they pick up arms? That’s the talk they’re talking. Wouldn’t it be sweet karma to see Obama engage the mighty powers of the police state using the carte blanche they all handed over during Operation Scare the Fuck out of Everybody under Bush? FEMA camps filled with the lunatic fringe of rightwing America. It could happen. I wonder if they designed those places to accommodate a giant influx of people confined to mobility assisted scooters?
LOL…