
How bad was the Komen implosion last week? Ari Fleisher whose job it was to tell baldfaced (ha!) lies to the public as part of the run-up to the disastrous Iraq war that eventually cost America $800 billion, the lives of 4400 American service members to say nothing of the massive devastation of a fairly modern society driving it back to the stone age, is all “I didn’t do it!” when his name is attached to the Komen Foundation.
In an interview just now, Fleischer confirmed to me that he had given some advice to Komen’s controversial director, Nancy Brinker. But he said that it was informal, that others were leading the group’s PR effort, and that he had not been asked to help the organization going forward. He described Brinker as a “friend.”
“They ask me stuff, they say, `What do you think about this statement, about that statement,’” Fleischer told me. “And I give them my thoughts. But obviously somebody else was leading their PR efforts. It certainly wasn’t me.”
“She called me two times last week,” Fleischer added, speaking about Brinker. “When Nancy calls, I’ll give her my informal advice.”
Asked what advice he had given Komen, Fleischer declined to specify. But he emphasized he’d played no role in advising the group on its now-infamous You Tube statement, and on its subsequent decision to hold a press conference, both of which turned into PR disasters.
“Somebody else is doing and driving their PR and I wish them the best of luck. Komen’s a great group and they need help,” Fleischer said. “No one has talked to me about helping them going forward.”
You know that scene in Inception when the van goes off the bridge and takes forever to finally hit the water below in order to give the characters the “kick” that will bring them back to reality? Yeah, this is kind of like that.
The Komen people are still in free fall…




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Alex Trebek: “What is a bag of salted dicks called?”
Answer: Ari Fleisher
Yeah, but Ari interviewed their applicants for the top PR job, so he knows very well who is organizing this clusterfuck — he interviewed and hired them. This means that Komen’s situation is worse than the Iraq War: you don’t see Ari Fleischer backing slowly away from that clusterfuck, do you?
And yet, here he is, slowly sidling away from any responsibility for this one. You know you’re in trouble when Ari fucking Fleischer starts to announce his hands are clean.
Ari Fleischer
Richard M. Nixon
good joke, dude, but you screwed the format. It goes like this:
Trebek: “It is a bag filled with salted dicks.”
Contestant: “Who is Ari Fleischer.”
The Komen people are still in free fall…
Oh yeah. Their little pink Pandora’s box is now wide open and all kinds of things are crawling out. Too bad really, because the original goals of the organization were good. But Big Charity mentality took over and this is what happens.
Why wasn’t he asked what he was paid for his “informal advice?”
Shorter Ari Fleischer: I was only giving them advice as a historian.
I’m waiting for the Karen Handel Walk of Shame – complete with panties in hand.
Oh. Guess I should have mentioned: walking on the parking lot out of Ari’s apartment.
“She called me two times last week,” Fleischer added, speaking about Brinker. “When Nancy calls, I’ll give her my informal advice… at the usual rate of $10,000 per hour.”
Why would ANYone call Ari Fleischer (from the Yiddish: “Sack of Penises with a Dash of Salt”) for advice about ANYthing???
Am I the only one to ask himself this question? [/looks around the room desperately, plaintively/]