You may have thought that Karen Handel, who was to public policy at the Susan G. Komen Foundation what Wille E. Coyote is to rocketry, waddled away from the Komen Foundation last week in disgrace, but you would be wrong wrong wrong. In fact, by spearheading the Aborting The Abortionists Most Awesomest SuperSecret Plan Evah, she made the Komen Foundation so popular that she had to get out of the way so that they could use her office to stash all of the extra money and presents and trophies and Duggar fanfic that people were sending to them because she is a giver:
Handel noted that Komen received a fair amount of support for its decision to cut funding, with “emails into Komen running 3 to 1 in support.” She added, “Within two days of the news, online donations were up 400 percent. It wasn’t like there wasn’t support for this. It was just being drowned out by Planned Parenthood. Komen doesn’t have the strength in the area of social media.”
And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling kid killers at Planned Parenthood..