
Fake doctor Melissa Clouthier is just fit to be tied (and not in the fun sexytime way, no-siree mister and you can just put that thing away right now, buster) over the way the future Fox sexbunny political analysts are showing up at CPAC with their dewy ta-ta’s a’bulging out up there and their precious launching pad for maybe next Jesus hanging out down there. I mean, really, what a bunch of trollops!
Women will be future leaders, too, and I was dismayed to see how many of them either looked frumpish or like two-bit whores.
First, are these young people being taught anything by their parents? I was at another service-oriented gathering of young women where the girls were in tight bandeau-skirts (you know, the kind of tube-top skirts that hookers wear on street corners?). They were sitting with their mothers. What is going on here?
Second, have women so internalized feminist dogma that they see themselves in only two ways? Butch, men-lite wannabes or 3rd wave sluts who empower themselves by screwing every available horndog man?
Tell me more, tell me more, was she dressed like a whore?
Tell me more, tell me more, do you think you can score?
“Yes” and apparently “probably”.
1. No cleavage. That’s right. Cover that up. I say “no” in absolutist terms because women will show a tiny bit and that’s okay, but really, in a business environment where ideas are the priority, a dude thinking about your ta-tas is counter-productive.
2. Skirts no more than three finger-widths above the knee. Why do I even have to write this? Well, because someone is allowing these girls out of the house with mini-skirts that reveal too much.
3. Save the stilettos for Saturday night on a date with your boyfriend.
4. Bend at the knee. No, I don’t want to see your butt.
Young women, you degrade your own value by dressing and then acting the ho.
I cannot even tell you how many girls have told me that all they want is to get married and have babies. They do not seem to make the connection that a young man is not interested in getting married and making babies with a girl who is so easy as to have a one-night stand over a CPAC weekend (or any other weekend.)
You know what a guy thinks when you slut-it-up? He thinks: If she’ll do that with me, she’ll do that with anyone.
Let’s be brutally honest here.
These are the kind of guys you’ll find at CPAC:
And if you’ll fuck one of them then, yes, you’ll pretty much fuck anyone.
Meanwhile Erick Erick Erick Erick Infinite Ericks is shocked to find strapping young conservative men at the CVS daring to dream at the condom counter:
After RedState got started in July of 2004, blogging on the right became all the rage, though it was correlation and not causation. By 2005, CPAC had a Bloggers Row and I went for my first time. The event was held that year at the Reagan Center in Washington, D.C. Most of the attendees stayed across the street at the JW Marriott. It was not an ideal venue, but it was my first time and I did not know better.
Being the good, intrepid blogger, I ran across the street to a CVS to buy a notepad, having left mine in my office back in Macon, GA. There in line were a half dozen young men, each with CPAC credentials around their necks and each buying condoms.
That is part of life on the college circuit. Young men, regardless of political persuasion or ideology, are intent on having sex, being boys, getting drunk — doing what young men in college often do. All to(sic) often there are also a few young ladies willing to shame their parents if their parents only knew.
Which is why the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel had to be aired out after CPAC ended this past weekend to get rid of the smell of Axe, semen and desperation.
And that was just the main room where Sarah Palin spoke…
(Added) Meanwhile (Thanks to Steve) those hornydog CPAC conservamen could have scored with a gal known to put out and received a free book as a commemorative souvenir.





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“…doing what young men in college often do.”
With this bunch… I am not sure you could rule out a run on Rohypnol.
Most women would need to be drugged in order to spend time with them.
Homer could make a killing with his makeup gun!
…3rd wave sluts who empower themselves by screwing every available horndog man?
Intrigued. Ideas. Subscribe. Newsletter.
Also too, Melissa sounds a little too much like a dress code enforcer in a Catholic girls school. I could totally see her in a habit, holding a ruler, and measuring every single skirt.
There in line were a half dozen young men, each with CPAC credentials around their necks and each buying condoms.
Even sadder was the sight of the same young men, after CPAC had ended, returning to that CVS and trying to return all those unused condoms for a refund.
But we all know, as the old tequila ads had it, two fingers is all it takes…
Also, plus: anything which will be produced by search parameters “Erick* w/25 condom” is pretty much guaranteed to put me off my dinner.
Why am I not surprised that Erickson proudly takes inventory of what others are buying at a convenience store?
“…gathering of young women where the girls were in tight bandeau-skirts…”
Um, they were at CPAC? I think, uh, maybe I’ll, uh, just stop by next year to, umm, see what’s, uh, going on.
I love those skirts.
Well, together with this, it smacks of American Taliban time.
Sister Melissa Mangle….she had rulers instead of hands.
Sister Melissa forgot about the no-patent-leather-shoes rule, they can’t be worn because they reflect upwards and only trollops would wear such items. These harlots of whom she speaks probably have the audacity to actually enjoy fornication, and that can’t be right. They sound just like the kind of hussies young Republican men would enjoy, probably by slipping GHB into their drinks. Only before these fine young men are married, of course.
I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for trollops and harlots….
The Free Market Invisible Hand can be a harsh mistress.
pardon moi, but those two specimens appear to be hot for each other.
Jeebus, that’s like the dress code at my high school. (Skirts hat to touch the back of your knee if you were kneeling on the floor. No maxi-skirts. No sandals. No bead necklaces. And guys got to wear jeans one day a year. No, it was a public school.)
CPAC 2012: Vagazzle-Paloosa
If these bluenoses would only prevail on their fellow mossbacks to allow for a broad-based middle class prosperity they’d find the sexual puritanism practically invents itself.
I’m so old, skirts had to touch the floor, that is, the front hem of the skirt, while you knelt on the floor. And yes, that was a public school, too. Admittedly, pretty much the first year “mini-skirts” were available (and yes, the meaning of “mini” has changed). I was hardly super-fashion forward, but yes, I was ducking the principal in those days, too.
(btw, when I look at my hs yearbooks, from 2 different states, what hits me in the group photos is just how alike all our clothes were! A-line skirts, Villager-tiny-flower print blouse, maybe a vest or cardigan, flats or loafers. Dull, boring!)
And yeah, no sandals. Pants were allowed the year after I graduated, which quickly devolved to jeans a couple years later. I was so jealous.
Why does Erick…Erick assume that the condoms were bought for use with women? Judging by the Craiglist, Grindr, and Manhunt CPAC related traffic there’s more than one guy there down lower than Rick Perry’s poll numbers.
Not sure if this related to CPAC, but Shakira’s ass might be in danger.
Much as it embarrasses me to admit I don’t patronize hookers on street corners, what the hell is a tube-top skirt? Sounds like something a cartoon worm would wear.
There is nothing more political than sex, except maybe food. Let us place the blame where is belongs, “Women’s Liberation”. That is, the decline in moral standards and the really slutty New Jersey chicks on tee vee are the result of too much freedom for women.
Women have been turned into “Commodities” to be used and thrown away, by the liberal culture warriors, the horror. Conservatism is the only answer because they let women fulfill their destiny, making babies.
pluky beat me to it: CPACers seem to treat the conference as an excuse for some discreet same-sexytime, because what happens in a gay sauna at CPAC, stays in
the closeta gay sauna at CPAC.>> Shakira’s ass might be in danger.
From the link:
“She believes the pinniped may have mistook her shiny BlackBerry for a fish, and says her brother saved her life.”
So, Shakira’s AT&T was in danger.
Oh, and she was saved from the sea lion by … her brother? Happy Valentine’s Day, everyone.
Unfair – unless the convenience store sells wetsuits, who’s to know?
There’s only one possible response to Mr. “Death of Pretty:”
People check to tell me
What they think is right
I don’t listen to them
Don’t know day from night
Sorta OT, but I just realized why Newt wants to start a Moon colony: it would bring Callista one step closer to home.
What is Frothy McMixMasters stance on condom sales at CPAC?
This is just too good, and bound to become Sister Melissa’s theme song:
http://soundcloud.com/mike-in-raleigh/behave-yourself
She seems to be quite well acquainted with the habits and styles of two-bit hookers on street corners. Wonder why that is?
I live next door to the Marriot Wardman, so I got to experience the full force of their douche-iness this year. MC may be a scold and a harpy, but she wasn’t wrong about HOW they were dressed, only in her judgment of it. There was an unusual number of younger attendees this year. The young men were mostly dressed up like Ted Knight portraying Judge Elihu Smails in Caddyshack. The young women were mostly dressed for clubbing.
In addition to oozing Axe, semen, and Desperation from their pores and other orifices, they also oozed a sense of entitlement.
It was grade-A people watching all week.
I got an offer to attend this year. Well, my conservative friend offered some of his frequent flyer miles for me to go with him. Thing is, he had no qualms about why he was going: “I’m getting laid this weekend.”
Yeah. I stayed home.
Not by magic dolphins?
Smells Like Sharia Spirit.
Same rules, only difference is who gets the props for it. Almost like it has nothing to do with religion, and everything to do with GET OFF MY LAWN!!!11!
See below.
Which is why the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel had to be aired out after CPAC ended this past weekend to get rid of the smell of Axe, semen and desperation.
And, apparently, a bit of Astroglide.
Hate to admit to it but that pic of the 2 guys could have been my repug husband lo those many years ago, sans the touchy-feely with a friend.
What can I say? The nerdier the better…in bed that is. Bwaahaha
That’s why I keep him around despite his crappy politics.
So, is sexy-time reporter Melissa for or against Santorum?
Inquiring minds want to know.
Those kind of Craig’s List Ads from CPAC guys looking for hot, but super closeted, CPAC guy action happens every year. I’d kind of feel sorry for them if they weren’t such skeey entitled shitheads.
The level of self-loathing & outright denial of their own sexuality perhaps goes some distance to explaining why they hate everyone else and wish to grind them under.
Maybe these rightwing CPAC slutty grrrls feel compelled to dress like trollops because it appears that the majority of the CPAC guys are all closet queens. The slutty grrls probably can’t figure out why they cannot attract some “action” and keep dressing more & more provocatively… alas to no avail.
Hence Mean Sister Melissa-RulerHands can stop fretting about the strumpets, since they’re not getting any action anyway… at least not from the CPAC guys.
Who is the shorter guy with the glasses in that photo. He looks a bit uncomfortable.
I’m guessing the one Axe scent not present was “Dark Temptation,” the product launch of which curiously coincided with the Obama campaign and election in 2008.
Is it me or does she know a little bit too much about “two-bit whores”?
And if you’ll fuck one of them then, yes, you’ll pretty much fuck anyone.
This is tangential to one of the unspoken resentments of men on the Right: Having decided among themselves that Liberals gals all put out, they therefore accept what–in their world–is its corollary: A woman who does it will do it with anyone.
And its sub-corollary: Therefore, she will do it with me.
You can imagine their disappointment.
Or maybe you can’t–I wish I were making up the degree of perceived entitlement here.
I don’t know if I’m more shocked or amused that these two prigs are shocked, shocked to discover that the young’uns at CPAC were doing what people usually do at conventions. That’s what conventions are for.
Don’t ask me. I never click on the shorter.