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The line-up for Darrell Issa’s Care And Feeding Of the Nookie hearings today
Hey, remember when George W. Bush signed the Partial Birth Abortion Ban Act?
And, courtesy of Bob Cesca, here’s what you can look forward to if you’re thinking about getting an abortion in Virginia and, no, if you want that abortion you don’t have the right to refuse it.
Now don’t you worry your pretty little heads about this and, while you’re up, why don’t you go make us a sandwich.
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Paging Code Pink? To Capitol Hill. STAT!
Wow! Do they really have to cut the woman in half to do that?
What? No Karen Handel? No Nancy Brinker? No Jade Morey? They weren’t available to testify in favor of having miracle life wands shoved up their cooters?
There should have been an amendment requiring the doctor to buy you dinner and drinks first…
I’d like to suggest that all of the legislators who think this kind of thing is a good idea be subjected to the nearest equivalent of it at the earliest possible opportunity. I’ll allow a plastic cover on the wand for the sake of sanitation (just like thermometers), but the wand needs to be refrigerated before use. As close to freezing as possible.
Why yes, yes they do. Republicans, at your cervix.
While you hippies were screwin like bunnies in the 60s we fine young repressed and resentful business majors were plotting our revenge.
First we trashed the economy so the real unemployment rate soared to over 15%. The effect? Our female employees suddenly couldn’t just up and quit when we lewdly suggest that they should show their boss a little mmmm appreciation.
Then we start shutting down all them damn Planned Parenthood aboratoriums. Double win!! Fewer abortions of Republicans daddy-babies. And fewer potential mommies on birth control!
Yeah, our brethren of the cloth do try to make it all about morality, same as it ever was. But they know it’s what they have to do for their Daddies to look the other way when they bugger the choirboys. Same as it ever was.
Except now some of us have started to self-actualize our Id. Won’t get fooled by blow jobs again, it’s all about the babies.
Also too. Who knew Margret Atwood wrote such great porn!
Wel, well, well, look at all those men there–nary a woman anywhere in the pack–deciding what’s best for the little ladies.
Those bozos ought to be put on the Terrorist Watch List.
I have nothing funny-snarky to say. It makes me sick. I hope all this shit backfires spectacularly. Surely there are some Republican women out there who know how not to vote against their own interests come November.
I see crap like this and I see red. It’s infuriating. We marched, we protested and we got control of our bodies and these puny, insecure, small-dicked assholes cannot stand it. What in the hell is wrong with these men? Are they all two-year-olds yelling ‘Mine’! and rolling around on the floor? Well, I guess we’re going to have to treat them in an age-appropriate manner….get them out of our sight; send them to their rooms without any supper (and certainly no power) and don’t let them come out until they can act properly in polite society.
Lysistrata time!
(y’know, it occurs to me, I read this in my senior, that is, 12th grade, AP English class in 1967. Something tells me it wouldn’t be allowed today…)
http://amzn.to/zUySKY
(sorry…for some reason, none of the editing tools are working for me)
PJEvans –
State Sen. Janet Howell tried that…her amendment, of course, was soundly defeated.
http://huff.to/xftJ6r
And, with the final illustration, may I suggest that my sisters in Virginia have, at hand, the number ’911′. Just say, ‘I’m being assaulted – at XXX address. HELP.’
Let’s see how many charges of felony assault and aggravated rape it takes to eliminate that ‘law’.
And for the curious, here is the equipment as advertised on the internets.
Wait … That wand is called a sonic transducer???
You better wise up, Janet Weiss!
That “transducer” just looks like a fancy flashlight to me. Now what could you possibly lose in there that you’d need a flashlight to find?
Where’s the effing AMA in all of this?
Remember when we thought a government small enough to drown in the bathtub was tiny? Who knew they’d get it small enough to hold court in a uterus!
Daed. On the floor. Daed.
Do the men proposing and cheering this on know that they don’t personally get to perform these assaults themselves? Because maybe if they knew that they don’t get to be anywhere nearby (not even to hear that 14-year-old sobbing whose daddy raped her and now this) maybe they wouldn’t be so gung ho about it. What good is dominance porn if they can’t be there to enjoy it?