I want you to want me.
I need you to need me.
I’d love you to love me.
I’m beggin’ you to beg me.
Novelty candidate and has-been reality show contestant Sarah Palin always said that if she were going to run for Super Ultra Max Queen of Real America she would run an unconventional campaign, and now that the Republican clown car is stalling on a hill, she’s come out of her Arizona Meth Castle and is helping by pouring some of that sweet sugar of hers in the gas tank:
Former Republican Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said Wednesday that a brokered Republican presidential convention was a possibility and that if it happened she “would do whatever I could to help.”
“If one of the nominees, one of the GOPers, doesn’t get enough delegates, it could go to a brokered convention,” said Fox Business Network’s Eric Bolling in an interview. “If it does get to that, and someone said, ‘Governor, would you be interested,’ would you be interested?”
“For one, I think that it could get to that. … If it had to be closed up today, the whole nominating process, then we could be looking at a brokered convention. … Nobody is quite there yet, so I think that months from now, if that is the case, all bets are off as to who it will be, willing to offer up themselves up in their name in service to their country.”
“I would do whatever I could to help,” she added, her voice rising.
Which was pretty much her plan all along. This way she didn’t have to do the hard stuff like campaignin’ and debatin’ and other ‘g droppin’ stuff that looks like work which isn’t surprising as it was foretold in the Book of TBogg 8:10. Now she wants to Rosie Ruiz herself into the Republican race and, who knows, maybe they’ll go for it. Tebow knows the other choices on Republican menu aren’t too appetizing and it is getting near closing time, so the cougar sucking down Harvey Wallbangers at the end of the bar might be looking better and better.
In the immortal words of Gary Larson …