Not that I want to give them any ideas, but it seems very likely that a Republican will soon propose that all pregnant women be subject to a transvaginal ultrasound in order to ensure that she is not carrying the son of Satan. To argue against this means that you don’t want women to have all the information needed to make informed decisions about bearing the Son Of The Angel Of The Bottomless Pit, and by “Angel of the  Bottomless Pit”, I don’t mean Michelle Duggar.

By Monday, the debate will have shifted as to whether a woman can abort her devil baby.

This is how dumb we have become…