Using Craig Bannister’s pervy Sexy Lawstudent Ladies Be All Fuckin’ All The Time erotic fantasy as a jumping off point, noted internet vaginologist Dr. Ace O’ Spades uses his meaty member to pound out a prescription for what ails the ladies lately :
Doesn’t Planned Parenthood offer discounts on this? Isn’t this the point of Planned Parenthood, apart from abortions?
So to people who have little money: I suggest you shop around and get it at the $160/year price.
But this woman, whose entree into her profession consists of lying, I guess, claims the cost for birth control is $1000 per year.
No offense, but birth control is not a “health” issue. Pregnancy is not a disease. It’s a lifestyle choice, and one I support. But not with taxpayer dollars and not with forced mandates squashing people’s choices.
The parade of horrors trotted out include the usual “and she needed this for medical reasons, not for sexual reasons!” Yes, and as this dummy confesses, there are exceptions for medical need.
The list of things people believe themselves entitled to continues to grow.
Nine Dollars Per Month at Wallmart. Yup, for that we need to crush people’s consciences.
The Only Way… She could possibly get to this figure is including the cost of a separate gynecological exam as part of the cost for prescription.
That is, she is claiming she’d need a full gynecological exam to secure the prescription in the first place.
I don’t know what PP charges for that kind of a quickie visit and routine prescription but I don’t think it’s very much.
That also presupposes that the gynecologists her insurance does pay for refuse to write birth control scripts, something else I doubt.
Yeah Ladies! Since all birth control pills are pharmacologically exactly the same, shop around for the best deal! Try Amazon! Big Lots!
Here’s more advice from the comments!
- 3 Definition of a stupid git. I could 1K for a herd, but not for just one heifer.
Posted by: tcn at February 28, 2012 02:31 PM (ZOUmX)
- 4 … claims the cost for birth control is $1000 per year.
She could be telling the truth. If she’s using abortions as birth control.
Posted by: Meiczyslaw at February 28, 2012 02:32 PM (bjRNS)
- 5 $1000? That must include all the penicillin shots she gets per year.
Posted by: Soona at February 28, 2012 02:32 PM (EI3l3)
- 6 she’s a fan of The Sponge. it’s pricey on EBay!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at February 28, 2012 02:33 PM (SB0V2)
- 7 $1000 a year is what I spend on whores. Hey look!
Posted by: EC at February 28, 2012 02:33 PM (GQ8sn)
- 8 I suppose we oughta pay for the douche to clean out that vag too.
Posted by: X at February 28, 2012 02:33 PM (RhXGf)
- 9 This girl has obviously never heard of oral or anal.
Posted by: EC at February 28, 2012 02:34 PM (GQ8sn)
- 14 Lesbo’s can’t get pregnant so what’s her beef?
Posted by: ole scratch at February 28, 2012 02:35 PM (+56Bh)
Bonus video of person who is even stupider than your average Ace commenter
By the way, one Viagra without insurance will cost you about $21 but you do get up to 4 hours of relief from your “medical conditions”.