If Rush calls Shakira a slut, he’s a dead man. Dead.
But before the music… if you had 3/2/2012 in your office pool as the day when Mitt Romney would say one decent unequivocal thing without regard to how it might affect his presidential campaign (and someone remind me exactly why he is running…) then you can kiss any chance of winning that pool goodbye:
Mitt Romney steered clear of the Rush Limbaugh controversy until Friday evening, even avoiding a CNN reporter earlier in the day, when he addressed the issue after an event in Cleveland.
“I’ll just say this which is it’s not the language I would have used,” Romney said.
You may recall that Mitt, when asked to select one word to describe himself, said:
Yeah. He really doesn’t know what that means, does he?
I’m beginning to think that the Republican party’s selection of Mitt as their candidate is going to make John McCain’s choice of Caribou Barbie look like a masterstroke.
Onward….
Vow – Garbage
4th Of July – Aimee Mann
The Magadalene Laundries – Emmylou Harris
Keeping Warm – We Were Promised Jetpacks
Machine Gun – Portishead
Big Mouth – The Muffs
Boba Fett - Mocean Worker
She’s Walking Out – The Stills
From Blown Speakers – The New Pornographers
Rainin In Paradize – Manu Chao
and…. You Said Something – PJ Harvey
Here’s Joni Mitchell doing The Magdalene Laundries because, say what you will about those Catholics, they sure know how to keep their sluts under control





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Yeah, Romney’s the more old-fashioned type in regard to language. He’d have gone with ‘trollop’ or ‘jezebel’ or maybe ‘scarlet woman’ if we were lucky. Let’s see if any scarlet women pop up in the ol’ shuffler:
Born Brilliant – IQ
The Night Santa Went Crazy – Weird Al Yankovic
Harvest of Souls – IQ
Just Got Back – Cheap Trick
Joey – Concrete Blonde
Learning to Fly – Pink Floyd
I Bleed – The Pixies
Mayfield – Augustana
The Heat Goes On – Asia
Cloudless – Peter Gabriel
Total Mass Retain – Yes
Not tonight, I guess. Well, maybe Carl Palmer.
You could have fun with a pool on the last time Romney was decisive and resolute, too. (It was probably about the same time he saw that parade in Detroit: before he was born.)
Oh yeah: Belly dancing lessons pay off well, for some people.
Mr. Limbaugh would never do that.
Why?
Because, in the deepest darkest recesses of his incredibly twisted limbic system I have no doubt that he actually thinks that he actually does have an actual….
…Shot.
.
So tell me, Rush: is Tit-Shimmy Palin a slut because she had a baby without being married, or is it okay, because she didn’t use birth control?
I usually don’t participate in this because I hate to expose my lack of taste in so public a fashion, but I’m bored so what the hell:
Eight Foot Two, Solid Blue – Allan Sherman(*)
Comin’ Home Baby – Mel Torme
Great DJ – The Ting Tings
Good Old Days – “Weird Al” Yankovic
672 – The Dresden Dolls
She Drives Me Crazy – Fine Young Cannibals
I Want Candy – The Strangeloves
Pretty Girls – Joe Jackson
Valley Girl – Frank Zappa
Platypus (I Hate You) – Green Day
…and if those weren’t evidence enough, #11:
Bad Habit – Offspring
* – I was really hoping to find a YouTube of this one, but the only ones are of other people singing it. Badly.
Keep in mind; Rush Limbaugh’s show is broadcast by Clear Channel.
Clear channel is owned by Bain Capitol, which has nothing at all to do with founder Willard “Mitt” Romney.
But on the other hand,MUSIC!
Gino Washington – Puppet On A String
Tipsy – Chocolate Moon
Ducktails – Beach Point Pleasant
Etta James – Quick Reaction & Satisfaction
Haystacks Balboa – Bruce’s Twist
Teungjai Bunpraruksa – Ngun Pad Baht
Eddy Senay – Sarko East
Flamin Groovies – Sometimes
Tygers of Pan Tang – Take It
Soft Moon – Dead Love
and for extra aggro,
Sadus – Certain Death
His Wife Refused – David Byrne
Sentimiento – Francis Del Rio
Alton’s Groove – Alton Ellis
I Confess – The English Beat
No Wine, No Women – Mr. Google Eyes with Billy Ford & His Musical V-8′s
My Cherie Amour – Stevie Wonder
The Drum Thunder Suite – Art Blakey & The Jazz Messengers
I’m Ready – Fats Domino
Sonata in G Minor for Cello & Piano, Op. 19 – Yo-Yo Ma & Emanuel Ax
Buzzard Lope – Ike Quebec
and Elvis doing I’m Counting on You
Everywhere You Go – Illusion
Kid Charlemagne – Steely Dan
Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) – Eurythmics
That’s Why It Hurts – Sylvan
Jet City Woman – Queensryche
Tangled Up In Blue – Bob Dylan
Desert Rose – Eric Johnson
Her White Dress – Kingfisher Sky
Highway Star – Deep Purple
Killing Yourself To Live – Black Sabbath
A little late, but definitely resolute.
It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry – Saunders, Garcia, Kahn, Vitt
You Get What You Deserve – Big Star
La Bomba Shelter – The Firesign Theater
Mink Coat At The Bus Stop – Rickie Lee Jones
Lenny – The Julius Hemphill Sextet
M-O-N-E-Y – Lyle Lovett
Dllly Dally – Brooklyn Funk Essentials
Pretzel Logic – Steely Dan
Didja Get Any Onya? – Frank Zappa
Stackerlee – Tom Rush
and Old World – The Modern Lovers
Up to the first 10 “c’s” in my alphabetic random ten adventure. The French get the advantage:
C’est Ailleurs – Anouar Brahem
C’est l’amour – Edith Piaf
C’est La Vie – Bob Seger
C’est la Vie – Mapumba
Cabin Essence – Brian Wilson
Cabo Verde – Bonga
Cada Beijo – Bebel Gilberto
Calcutta Cutie – Horace Silver
California (All the way) – Luna
Call it a Loan – Jackson Browne
And in honor of my dog still hangin’ in there as he approaches 16, my first “W” as a bonus track:
Wabash – Cannonball Adderly
Nice, and she sings too?