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KurtzBreitbart —he dead.
Unlike Andrew Breitbart, the new Breitbart site is still alive and kicking with new packaging. Unfortunately, however, the site is still chock full o’ the same old gaggle of idiots, maladroits, and chemically-suppressed sociopaths .
But before the Obama Acorn Ninjas ended Breitbart’s short rage-filled life by clogging his arteries with bile and cocktail onions, Andrew penned an earth-shattering expose (as only he could!) about Barack Alinsky Lover Fanboy Hussein Obamuslim’s socialist past and, now, everything that you thought you knew about the colored guy is non-operative and Obama should just slink back to the Kenyan madrassa where he was incubated, inculcated and toasted to a nice lovely shade of acceptable-to-white-people brown.
No. Really. This Breitbart exclusive is a game-changer. Quit laughing. Andrew Breitbart is dead and he gave his life for you! Respect, yo!
It seems that when Barack Obama was still an up-and-coming uppity negro, he made sweet manlove to departed Satan Jew Saul Alinsky following an off-off-off-off-off-off Broadway production of Saul Allinsky Wants To Ass Rape America With His Massive Circumcised Commie Penis.
Or, as you might know it: Cats.
In 1998, a small Chicago theater company staged a play titled The Love Song of Saul Alinsky, dedicated to the life and politics of the radical community organizer whose methods Obama had practiced and taught on Chicago’s South Side.
Obama was not only in the audience, but also took the stage after one performance, participating in a panel discussion that was advertised in the poster for the play.
[...]
So, what’s in the play? It truly is a love song to Alinsky. In the first few minutes of the play, Alinsky plays Moses – yes, the Biblical Moses – talking to God. The play glorifies Alinsky stealing food from restaurants and organizing others to do the same, explaining, “I saw it as a practical use of social ecology: you had members of the intellectual community, the hope of the future, eating regularly for six months, staying alive till they could make their contributions to society.”
In an introspective moment, Alinsky rips America: “My country … ‘tis of whatthehell / And justice up a tree … How much can you sell / What’s in it for me.” He grins about manipulating the Christian community to back his programs. He talks in glowing terms about engaging in Chicago politics with former Mayor Kelly. He rips the McCarthy committee, mocking, “Everyone was there, when you think back – Cotton Mather, Hester Prynn, Anne Hutchinson, Tom Paine, Tom Jefferson … Brandeis, Holmes … Gene Debs and the socialists … Huey Long … Imperial Wizards of all stripes … Father Coughlin and his money machine … Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd … and a kicking chorus of sterilized reactionaries singing O Come, All Ye Faithful …”
Elmer Fudd? That’s racist against the ‘r’ impaired! And the NRA!
The play finishes with Alinsky announcing he’d rather go to Hell than Heaven. Why? “More comfortable there. You see, all my life I’ve been with the Have-Nots: here you’re a Have-Not if you’re short of money, there you’re a Have-Not if you’re short of virtue. I’d be asking more questions, organizing them. They’re my kind of people – Hell would be Heaven for me.”
That’s The Love Song of Saul Alinsky. It’s radical leftist stuff, and it revels in its radical leftism.
And that’s Barack Obama, our president, on the poster.
Also on the panel were some people who knew Leon Trotsky when he was in exile in Mexicoa City and also took Frida Kahlo to the movies, someone else who was “active in the Communist Party front organization, the Chicago Committee to Defend the Bill of Rights – a group dedicated to outlawing government surveillance of radical organizations“, and Studs Terkel, dismissed by by Breitbart as:
Studs Terkel: A sponsor of the Scientific and Cultural Conference for World Peace in 1949, which was arranged by a Communist Party USA front organization known as the National Council of the Arts, Sciences, and Professions.
Yeah. That Studs Terkel.
Anyway… this shocking Breitbart exclusive is why Barack Obama can’t be President anymore (I mean, besides the fact that he’s black) because this panel discussion in which he participated is a kajillion times worse that Bill Ayers according to Andrew Breitbart who is dead now, giving rise to the appropriateness of this:
This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a whimper.





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You need to be careful Tbogg. Chris Muir might come and whine in a thread here.
And how would you feel then, huh?
Pretty bad, I’ll bet.
Ride the snake…he’s old, and his skin is cold.
I think this might be the end.
So this is what was supposed to be “born Sunday evening”?
I have to admit, I got out of the boat.
If the Saul Alinsky piece is the afore heralded “birth”, does this mean that all the comments are afterbirth?
[thank you, I'll be here through Saturday - try the veal, and don't forget to tip your server!]
Andrew Breibart was part of the “Travis Bickle without the gun” frat. He encouraged and, along with Fox Noise, helped create thousands of Travis Bickles. They are impotent losers who think that a black man has stolen their rightful place in the US. Twisted, and made resentful with every fiber of their being by hate radio and Fox, they obsess about the injustices around them.
But, on the other had, people like Breitbart made (and still make) a ton of money off the rubes. That’s the real point of these people. They’re all Jimmy Swaggarts, but dangerous.
Please, can these people ALL just die?
Every day a new reason to be happy that Breitbart is dead.
Thanks.
It looks like BigLunacy.com can only get better from here on out! New *and* improved!!! Now with less coke-hound blatherings and more dementia of the mourning fan-boyz!!!
Good riddance, you bloated sack!
YOU KNOW WHO ELSE is an Alinsky fan?
Wikipedia: Adam Brandon, a spokesman for the conservative non-profit organization FreedomWorks, which is one of several groups involved in organizing Tea Party protests, says the group gives Alinsky’s Rules for Radicals to its top leadership members. A shortened guide called Rules for Patriots is distributed to its entire network. In a January 2012 story that appeared in The Wall Street Journal, citing the organization’s tactic of sending activists to town-hall meetings, Brandon explained, “his tactics when it comes to grass-roots organizing are incredibly effective.” Former Republican House Majority Leader Dick Armey also gives copies of Alinsky’s book Rules for Radicals to Tea Party leaders.[20]
Epic banality – trademark Breitbart.
A spit from the grave that truly captures Andy’s gravitas.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by
madness, barfing hysterical gucci-clad,
dragging themselves through the Westwood streets at dawn
looking for an angry fix,
trustfunded hipsters burning for the ancient slovenly
connection to the decrepit malefactors in the machinery of wealth,
who coke-addled and tatters and hollow-eyed and high sat
up smoking in the supernatural darkness of
541 Cashmere Terrace floating across the tops of cities
contemplating unconsummated resentments
My mom was pretty liberal (my dad definitely wasn’t) and she had a copy of one of Alinsky’s books. And I remember looking at it once and asking her “Who was this guy?”
“Oh, he was a labor organizer when I was young.”
“Is he famous?”
“No, not many people have heard of him.”
But now the Teabagger puke-funnel has not only made a continual shit-parade of itself, but people are probably curious about this Alinsky guy and checking out some of his work.
Congratulations, wingers. You’ve restored a fairly marginal liberal guy to the staus of an icon.
Good stuff. Thank you for putting it up.
Looks like they ripped off the Bee Gees FANPIX website….
“Hey, where’s my super-shouty Drudge headline?!?!” Andrew Breitbart (still dead)
Ouch.
The comments are priceless. Divided between high fives (because this is what is going to bring down the Kenyan Mulsim) and despair, because the mainstream media won’t touch this because they’re in the tank for Obama. Just really hilarious stuff.
Is the velvet Breitbart portrait available as a throw rug? Or maybe a shower mat?
Wait, WHAT? Barack Obama participated in a panel discussion about an off-Broadway play?
And only 14 years ago!
Lawsamercy! What’s this world coming to?
So lemme get this straight.
There was a play about a guy.
The guy the play was about was not actually in the play that was about him nor was the other guy the play had the guy the play was about playing. Another guy playing the guy the play was about played him playing another guy because another guy who wrote the play made the guy playing the guy play him playing that guy.
And then after, another guy got up on stage with a bunch of other guys and they talked about the guy the play was about. Not only do we not know if this guy along with the other guys on stage talk about whether the guy who wrote the play should have had the guy who played the guy who the play was about play the other guy, we also don’t know if the guy the play was about ever played the other guy the play had the guy who played the guy play in his real life or whether this was simply a device used by the guy who wrote the play about the guy to say something about the guy who the play was about.
But all this proves something else major about the guy who talked with some other guys on a stage about the guy the play was about.
And this kind of thing is allowed in America?!
Actually, the site is more a whine than a whimper. And a tantrum, do not forget the tantrum. Breitbart is not dead, just holding his breath until he turns blue. He is just not ready to go on the cart, either! He’s feeling much better.
This is very disconcerting. I watched Seabiscuit on HBO Friday night. I think I may be a horse. Albeit, a poorly endowed one.
This may actually be the biggest scoop of his career. Really.
What a slut.
In Rules for Radicals, Alinsky said that he wanted to write a handbook for the left, but feared and suspected that the Cons would study it far more assiduously. Such has been the case.
If Obama really was an Alinskyite, he’d know how to frickin’ haggle a lot better than he does. Alinsky was a strong believer in starting out by asking for way more than one realistically expects to get; Obama starts out at where he wants to be — or maybe even a little farther away — and keeps giving in from there.
*thunk* Right, then, here’s your ninepence…
So the unceasing tantrums, bitching, vetching & whining about the trivial, the petty, the absurd & the flat-out, patently false continues apace, esp since one of the wingnuts’ favorite tin-pot despotic “gods” has died. Whodaguessed?
BTW when I saw the headline, I thought this was gonna be the huge “reveal” that Obama is not only an “N” word, MuslimKenyanSocalistDEMON, but that – drum-roll please – he’s teh gheyz, to boot.
Bitching about Saul Alinksy?? SOOOO last year. The “nooz” about BOY Barack & his boyfriend is, like, soooo 10 seconds ago. Get with the program, whinging wingnuts! harumph! falling down on the jawb ‘n all.
When are the heirs to the Breitbart estate going to start a website dealing with sexual issues?
Perhaps Big Dildo? Big Douche? or better Little Soft Puds.
Obama had better get ahead of Alinskey Off Broadway-gate or he’s doomed.
Aha! So all this contraception malarkey is just a beard, eh? Deep waters indeed …
I spent the morning wading through the Matt Taibbi piece on the RS website and even after all these years, I am still amazed at the level wingnuts will go to embarrass themselves.
I then went over to the newly designed BigBullshit website and read the first expose and expected even worse.
Andy’s last written stake through the heart of liberal America has missed its mark.
I say that because if you brave the comment section, the dipshits over at BigSteamingPileof RighteousIndignation seemed to be more concerned about the web site design, the new comment system and navigating around the new site.
Every once in a while there was an “Obama iz bad, socialist” or “they martyred Andrew”.
They have always been a clueless bunch now they seem to be confused as well.
Is this the big scoop Breitbart was on the verge of releasing before he was assassinated by the Forces of Evil?
Gosh, no wonder he was targeted.
Good God! Shocking! He’s sitting next to someone on a couch! That’s it, there goes the presidency!
I shit you not: on a different website, some conservative wrote seriously that Obama should be impeached NOW!!!!111!!!! because of this SHOCKING REVEAL that BOY Barack sat next to some random dusky dude on a couch.
There are days when I simply don’t want to get out of bed for fear that the teh stoopit it burnz will rub off on me. egad
Not to spoil the fun, quoth he, bucket of cold water in hand, but (via Steve M) Bigfart’s last scoop, well, isn’t a scoop. (And even World Nut Daily thought it was so trivial they buried it way down the page.) Color me shocked.
Don’t feel bad about your endowment, because the truth is that male humans, as a proportion of total body mass, have the largest penises among all mammals.
Conversation in the barn:
Horse 1: Have you seen the new stallion in stall 14?
Horse 2: Yeah, I’ll say. Mofo is hung like a human!
Actually it looks like the (Breitbart Big) world ends with a gangwhimper.
Every day without Breitbart is like a day with sunshine.
And justice up a tree … How much can you sell / What’s in it for me
This is pretty much how the Repukes describe their political philosophy, so I don’t know why they find this objectionable.
I made it through four years at Berkeley without Rules for Radicals ever being required or recommended reading. But I did have it recommended to me by a boss at the bank I worked at in the ’80s. And interest the book enjoyed a revival in ’90s Silicon Valley. Disrupting the status quo isn’t just for Dirty Fucking Hippies; it turns our to provide usable insights about business strategy. I’ll bet most of the pop marketing gurus of the last twenty five years have read some Alinsky, even if they don’t credit him in their books’ Acknowledgement pages.
Holy shit, do I even want to know where you found that picture?
Look at the career of Ralph Reed. His championing of single-issue politics — where you work on a single issue and don’t tell the folks you’re recruiting the rest of your agenda unless and until they stick around long enough for you to entrust them with that knowledge — comes straight from Alinsky’s experience organizing the Back of the Yards in Chicago.
Reed’s “It’s like guerrilla warfare. If you reveal your location, all it does is allow your opponent to improve his artillery bearings” is just his typical faux-tough-guy chickenhawk rendition of Alinsky’s advice to hold off on letting your organizees know your full intentions until you and they have built up sufficient genuine rapport. For instance, Alinsky didn’t exactly broadcast his atheism (or Socialism) from the start to the heavily-Catholic folks he worked to organize in the Back of the Yards; at that time and place, he would have found doors slammed in his face had he done so.
That portrait isn’t fat enough in the face. Needs more jowls.