I suppose that ‘tacky’ is the best that can be expected from Breitbart’s groupies, but using his death to promote a redesigned website is really tacky.

During the public funeral procession for Iran’s Ayattolah Khomeini his fanboys tore his shroud apart for souvenirs, spilling the exposed corpse on the ground. Troops had to recover the body, airlift it to the burial site, and encase it under metal and concrete to keep them off it.

Will Obama assassinate that trick new website too?

Awesome comparison. The 101st Fighting Keyboarders are more into the understated, hipster statements… nothing says “martyr for the cause” than a shiny new website. I’m not getting out of the boat to go see it, but I’m sure it really puts us lefties in our place…

Ahh, it’ll just be a filthy new design. A filthy, filthy, filthy, murdering, raping new design that won’t beHAVE itself.

Oh, and “Brad Thor”? “Brad THOR”? What is it with wingnuts and really, really stupid names?

A Mighty Thorax is our Brad.

So Brietbart was reincarnated in the form of a new website. This is good news for right-wing conservative keyboard warriors. No?

A website redesign?

I guess it was too much to hope they would to douse themselves in gasoline and light a match in honor of Britefart’s ability to self-immolate.

Does this mean that the site will perform sati for their lord and master and immolate itself on his pyre?

What is about to be born? Is it a new Messiah? Is it an era of galactic peace? Is it, maybe, some rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouching toward Bethlehem?

Oh. A website redesign. How world-historical. The very foundations of civilization itself are shaken.

I’m going to see what’s on TV now.

Perhaps it is Breitbart hisself being reborn, cloned and then fed those growth hormones the Chinese give their chickens so he can be adult sized right before the elections giving President Obama another chance to kill him and get a boost at the polls. ‘Cause that would be neat.

And “[a]ll we like sheep have gone astray,” also.

What–no linky to the newest big thing?

I just received a visit from conservative “comic artist” Chris Muir in my latest thread over at Balloon-Juice noting the site redesign.
He has a sad that people are saying mean things about Andrew Breitbart, who is still dead, BTW, and laments to John Cole,

Whatever our politics, to see your site devolving over the years, to postings under your aegis such as this…

Well, I feel chastised. Or I would, if Chris Muir were somebody who mattered at all.

they all redirect to Breitbart.com, and it looks like a news aggregator, circa 1998.

I almost had a sad that whatshisface had a sad.

Any chance Andy becomes a zombie? That’d be sorta nifty!

Ahem.

Great minds, and all that.

to postings under your aegis

Jeezus, seriously? “Uner your aegis”? Why do wingnuts always have to talk like sophomore English majors?

They use the pretension mask the social handicap. They don’t get laid either way, but at least they feel better about themselves.

Probably thinks ‘aegis’ means something like ‘sponsorship’.

Well, everyone is Spartacus now. Or rather, Bob Paulson.

heh… so what was “born again” on Sunday was a revision of a website?? I’m gobsmacked, I tells ya! Quivering ‘n quaking in me boots ‘n all…

I blame Josh Treviño, whose post-9/11 warblogging pomposity was channeled by Sheen, only with a bigger thesaurus and sense of self-importance.

Maybe Brad just forgot to thtretch before he extherthised. (Sorry, it was there.)

Seriously, this whole Fartacus thing was just to pimp a site re-design? Awesome.

What’s this you tell me? Breitbart is still dead? After all that talk the least I expected was that he’d return long enough to announce the second coming of Ronald Reagan. He could at least have had O’Keeffe fake the video