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When we last left Brooks Bayne, Internet Man of Mystery/ Alpha Male Exxxtreeme/Shredder of Guitars/Paintball Ninja/Pontificator on String Theory & How To Use A Hammer, he was all: WAR, bitch. get some.
With his unique theories about How The Jews Stole Christmas Created Marxism posted on the internets for everyone’s consideration, he spent the better part of the day trying to twitter-banging people whom he believed to be his comrades-in-arms-against-the-Muslim-Marxist into a “heh, indeed” or a “+1″ for his genius only to discover that that the world is just not ready, nor can it handle, the kind of TRUTH that Brooks Bayne is “rapping at you”. In fact, to use an internet tradition, it turns out that he is a man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.
And, speaking of hostility, The Right, to their credit (hands across the aisle, bitchez!) are disavowing him based not only upon his yeoman work, but apparently because he has a history as History’s Greatest Douche.
Also. Too:
This is not to say that Brooks is friendless in the world:
(Bob “Gun Counter Gomer” Owens! and this also)
(Added) For those unclear on the concept, Mr. Wurtzel is not a big fan of Bayne. But Stormfront is.
I bet there is a lot of tension at those Breitbart World Enterprises editorial meetings with Joel Pollak and Ben Shapiro. And it’s not sexual tension.
Well, maybe just a little for the Virgin Ben…
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So, Breitfart’s chief flunky is a likely a fan of David Duke? Way to go, CNN!!
After reviewing the twitter banging link with great care (and after applying brain bleach in copious amounts) I have taken the liberty of composing the following shorter Brooks Bayne (boy genius) which I feel captures the raw essence of geniusocity:
Disclaimer: The words contained in the above shorter were arranged in no particular order.
Saul Alinsky! Saul Alinsky! Saul Alinsky! Saul Alinsky! Saul Alinsky!
Not a lot different from porn actress (looks like one, too) Brooks Bayne’s jewey jew obsession. If Alinsky were named, say, Winston Smythe he’d never get to be Bayne bane.
And oh yeah: George Soros!
Also. Waiting any day now for Dana Loesch to tell us how she’s like totally sympatico with murderous sergeants and she would “pull trig and do it, too” to rid the world of future terrorists.
First they alienated the blacks, for they were racist dickheads who couldn’t handle a black mooslim president. Then they alienated the gays, because Jesus Jesus Jesus buttsex. Then they alienated women, because any woman who enjoys non-procreative sex is a sluttly Mcslut slut. Then they alienated Jews because, well, let’s face it — if you aren’t a white male the modern-day Republican party wants nothing to do with you.
Ain’t gonna hold my breath, but wouldn’t it be wonderful if this was finally the tipping point, the final straw, that started bringing the Right Wing back from the thrall of teabaggery and dittoheadedness?
Yesss. All that bile will coalesce into a singularity and form a black hole of hate, in which Bayne, Linbaugh, etal will be pulled into a tragic death spiral, from whence will explode a new universe of peace, love, Obamacare and sparkle ponies….
zzzzzz. Hunh? What? Sorry, daydreaming.
The demise of Limbaugh et al in a death spiral would be anything but tragic.
What do you mean “back”? They were always thus, just better at keeping their bug nuts insanity in the closet most of the time.
I personally hope they don’t go back into the closet, it makes marginalizing them that much easier with the curtain perpetually pulled back.
So many rocks, so many sleezy skeevy scumbags scurrying around underneath them. The Bayne of douchebags like Zeta-male Brooksie is that there’s so many more where he comes from. WAR. Bitches. get some…
Agreed. Nasty as it is to have be *infested* by these racist bigoted anti-everything misogynistic cretins, it’s better to see them, hear/read their drivelish boorish bullshit & know exactly who they are and what they stand for.
Fahgedaboud political correctness with this crowd. Let everyone see just how KKKreepy they are.
No. Politics were not “always thus.” There was a time when political discourse was actually semi-rational, just as there was a time when the GOP was the liberal voice of America and the Dems were the ones crawling with racists. There was a time when there was no Rush Limbaugh, and I’d love to see us return to something approaching that level of maturity before I croak.
Brooks Bayne is a member of Manowar?
Brooks Bayne – sounds oddly elitist…I think he’s missing ‘III’ after it. Other than being an asshole, what’s his claim to fame? Big Hair?
It is bad enough to have Michelle Malkin, and Dana Lush, and Meguns, of course “borking” us on the Tweeter Machine. Even worse than BrooksBayne, Rush Limbaugh is now tweeting. The totally oxycontin induced, insane Limbaugh is mobilizing his legions of “dittoheads”. They are being instructed to invade and occupy the Twitter.
This could turn the Twitter War around, just as we had thought we had won the War against Women.
Hell, Godlstein became famous just for the asshole part. That’s all it takes.
Another Little Known Fact: calling yourself a “music producer” doesn’t make you one of those, either.
Allmusic.com seems to have never heard of him, either as a sideman or a producer. I have credits on there from records that never even saw the light of day. I have others from records so indie the first (and only) production run went straight to the back of the garage. They are fairly comprehensive.
Broke Braynes is like a cheap-ass version of Toad Nougat, only with more honky goodness! The draft should be reinstated so BB can dodge it, like Toad did! Then they can be asshole buddies, fer reelz! Great buddy movie idea- ‘Tripes’.
Is Godlstein really famous though? Outside nerds like us who frequent political blogs he’s not exactly a household name. I don’t recognize half the people in the tweets TBogg has pictured above, just the Marble Douchebag, Gun Counter Gomer, and of course Dana Loesch (who doesn’t even rate her own funny nickname).
I desperately wanted to be a surfer dude in the mid-60′s, but since Colorado was kinda far from the beach, I thought my next biggest problem was my hair. I could never understand the women who envied my waves.
My question is, does Brooks curl his own hair? Must take hours…
Looks more like a member of Winger, of “She’s only 17″ fame.
I was thinkin Spinal Tap. “WAR, bitch, get some” is his way of cranking it up to 11.