Liberals (14%) even blocked or shut out those they deemed posted too frequently on politics,about some shit Rush Limbaugh said vs 8% and 9% for moderates and conservatives, respectively.

Of those who dropped or shunned someone over political disagreements, Pew asked a follow-up question:

– 21% of them blocked, unfriended or hid a coworker for the constant references to Sean Hannity’s tasty cock.

– 31% blocked, unfriended or hid a (formerly) close personal friend who wouldn’t shut the fuck up about Ron Paul.

– and 18% blocked, unfriended or hid an actual family member who kept re-posting shit directly from Snopes.

Fucking Liberals!

Is that clown @brooksbayne Dana Loesch’s husband?

He keeps yammering War!!! War!!!.

Having been to war (1/4 Marines Yo represent) I would like to politely point out to Mr. Bayne that blogging and combat are not the SAME FUCKING thing.

What he is currently engaged in is simply civics for retards.

Sincere apologies to retards of course.

Oh dear. The famous(?) keyboard warrior has declared WAR. But all I hear is ‘This means WAR I tell you. WAR! WAR! WAR! Maaaawwwwwmmeeeeeee!!!!!

Holy $#!%, does this guy need some TP for his bunghole.

Gonna take a wild guess here and suggest that Mssr. Bayne has never served in a uniform himself.

No but he will kick our “libtard” asses if it is the last thing he does.

Pretty sure it is on his agenda right before nap time and some Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2.

The author of the article is a guy named Brooks Bayne. I enjoyed this from his personal site:

I have an amazing son. He was born in ’96. He’s named Haze after a Jimi Hendrix song. He lives with his mother (my ex-wife) in Arkansas. He was home-schooled until he was 10.

Haze? Is this guy a stray lower-48 Palin?

Also, too:

Men, you have balls, use them for something other than half-neutered, emo, sexual pursuits. Otherwise, feel free to be gay so you don’t procreate and perpetuate the confusion of females.

Exquisitely sensitive to sexual as well as religious/ethnic diversity.

“He lives with his mother (my ex-wife) in Arkansas. He was home-schooled until he was 10.”

“I’m so fucking nuts my Ozarks-based homeschooling wife left me.”

WAR!

city country city

vibeka

the world is a ghetto (special disco mix)

all day music

I read the Brooks Bayne article. Damn, he even includes a 45 year old newspaper clipping announcing guests at the Plam Beach Ambassador Hotel as evidence of his conspiracy of Marxists, socialists, and trade-unionists of Eastern-European, Jewish, descent because it also lists ancestors of some present-day Jewish people. Right. Nothing anti-Semitic at all about that.

I was going to say that someone named like a porn actress might want to tone down his WAR of the Tweets rhetoric, but if you look at his about page (linked above by SteveM) he’s less of a sex star and more of an outright onanist.

I simply luuuurrrrve Mr. Bayne’s cute little red skirt. Only a real manly man could get away with wearing that in public.

He’d better change his name to something more macho than ‘Brooks Bayne’ if he expects people down here in Texas to take him seriously.

Oh, and Mr. Bayne…this is the proper usage of the term “bitch:”

http://www.esquire.com/blogs/politics/mitt-romney-campaign-plan-7346196

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

WAR stands for “White Aryan Resistance”.

So in the wingers’ dogged pursuit of the complete eradication of my civil rights – because GURLS IZ ICKY AND SHOULDN’T BE ALLOWED STUFF – the foot soldiery in what amounts to hostile action are these twits?

Oh boy.

1) Mr. Finkelstein owns a factory

2) Union organizers attempt to unionize Mr. Finkelstein’s factory.

3) That PROVES that Mr. Finkelstein is pro-Marxist!

Man, is this guy an outside-the-box thinker, or what?

Wow, they’re playing “Six Degrees of Separation” with that notorious commie Louis Brandeis! President Obama called Sandra Fluke, who has a boyfriend, and the boyfriend’s great-grandfather endowed a scholarship at a university NAMED FOR a known socialist! Not only that a professor who came to the university only THREE YEARS following the scholarship endowment was an avowed Marxist!

Proof that President Obama is a commie who wants to nationalize all our fine American handbag industry and force all the workers to take oral contraceptives.

WAR. You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

From Mr. Tough Guy’s profile:

my favorite adrenaline rush is paintball. I used to compete on a paintball team. Love it. On the paintball field, I will “kill” you.

Watch out, TBogg. You might get covered in paint.

Also, too: I thought the Breitbrats were all into #war to prove how butch they are. Guess Mr. Brooks still isn’t one of the kool kids, since he forgot his hashtag.

IMHO, not so much “war” as a minor police action

He’s talking about this WAR, amirite?

By the way, if you want, you can click on the official WAR website, which has all kinds of special stuff to look at. You may want to use some industrial-strength brain bleach afterwards, though.

This guy is obviously trying to become the new Breitbart (or at least the new Godlstein). Needs more coke-and-rum-fuelled rage, though, if you know what I mean and I think that you do.

Damn you jasperjava, beat me to it.

“I’m so fucking nuts my Ozarks-based homeschooling wife left me.”

Oh sweet legions of honor, that’s funny.

I dare say Leftenant Bayne is prepared to board the enemy ship; he has fired his three broadsides (a little high and abaft the beam) and now he grasps his cutlass in hand and leaps onto the futtock shrouds hollering through the swirling smoke as cordage and splinters fill the air “Breitbart expects that every man will do his duty” and then with a mighty leap he springs for the mizzen chains but only manages to fall in between the two ships into the roiling water below where he is immediately eaten by a shark.

The end.

Looking at Brooksie’s bio, it doesn’t appear that he actually served in the military. Yet another member of the chickenhawk brigade.

Tracy
He eats breakfast 300 yards from a synagogue where Rabbis are trained to circumcise him.

Wolverines!!! Bitches!!!

The missing part of his bio: “I consume mass quantities of Monster Rehab Rojo Tea Energy Drink before I lick my balls raw and then I lube up Old Betsy.”

If ya really “got” it, ya don’t have ta shout it. Methinks Brooksie’s not even a Beta-male; more like some punked up butchified Zeta-dude. Pretty tedious. Don’t know how ya do it, TBogg, but it’s a dirty jawb yadda yadda…

Paintball? Seriously?

Geez Louise what a wuss.

Gee, I hate it when members of the Turd Division Chairborne have real-time nervous breakdowns on Twitter. The basement walls must be closing in on him…

Don’t leave out

I started a gaming team that competed in tournaments in the “First Person Shooter” genre of computer games. We pwned the competition in Ghost Recon and Ravenshield. n00bz.

Fuck yeah, this dude is pure animal!

“On the paintball field, I will “kill” you.”

Looks like little Brooksie forgot the first rule of fight club.

WAR. bitch. get some.

What is that even supposed to mean? Is that like, a tagline from some game or movie? Or does he just think it sounds macho?

Maybe he’s hardcore into baseball sabermetrics.

[edit] Wolverines!

As someone who actually IS hardcore into baseball sabrmetrics, I can tell you that he’s nowhere near smart enough to figure any of that out, much less know how to use WAR properly.

Keyboard Kommandos is most likely the limit of his prowess (well, and paintball).

I’m glad you asked what “War. bitch. get some.” is supposed to mean. I thought it was just me. I guess it’s run-of-the-mill incoherent wingnut word salad.

Has the toxicology report on Breitbart been released yet?

I followed SteveM’s link provided above (comment #7) and as I read through his list of achievements I really got the feeling that it’s a record of everything he’s ever thought he wanted to be.

He is much more accomplished, interesting, and deserving of our devotion than James Bond, Leonardo da Vinci and Ernest Shackleton all rolled into one, much less the Dos Equis Most Interesting Man in the World.

I read his….achievements. I never knew douchebags came in ultra king size.

… he has fired his three broadsides (a little high and abaft the beam) and now he grasps his cutlass in hand and leaps onto the futtock shrouds … and then with a mighty leap he springs for the mizzen chains…

Migaud. It’s like a letter to Bondage and Bravos: a Penthouse Special Publication.

I had a little fun poking them this afternoon. Apparently he’s ready for WAR, but throw a few snarky comments his way, and he’s not willing to engage. I’m blocked from commenting. And my comments weren’t even that good. I imagine that some of the better comments had him begging Dana Loesch to tell him he’s her paintball warrior.

After he’s been flattened by the two ships banging up against each other, him having seriously mistimed the roll when he leaped.

Aww, internet tough guys are so cute…

Careful when you pull back to swing, Bayne. You’ll either spill your drink or drop your iPad.

In cleaning up open tabs in my browser, I came upon Bayne’s twitter feed, hours after all the original back-and-forth. He’s still doing the shouty ‘WAR’ thing, seein’ those sneaky Marxists everywhere, declaring victory – along the lines of no one can refute mah historical analyzeratin’ – and in general, being a clueless, self-congratulatory jackass. Seems to be his usual MO. He seems happy and his rubes seem happy, all together in a writhing circle jerk of mutual affirmation.

Hopefully the last one out will burn the bedding – or better yet, burn down the entire house – as a matter of public health.